Sally.

Sally, my sweet little guinea pig of six years, died this morning. I was lucky enough to be with her when it happened. She was very peacef...

"Sheesh... men! Am I right, ladies?"

By popular request (one person is "popular" around here), I will point out the thuddingly obvious: this Good Housekeeping articl...

Dude.

When I was a kid, I thought I wanted to be a boy. But I understand now that I didn't really, not penis and all. What I really wanted w...

Unfeasible.

When I was old enough to be horny but too young to fully understand how these things worked, I had a recurrent sexual fantasy of coupling up...

Not bad for starters.

Ten yards.

T9.

After paperwork and waiting period and "getting the money together while still eating regularly" period, I finally have my pretty!...

Missed opportunity.

Back when I had short hair and a defiantly unattractive fashion sense (as opposed to now when it's just accidental...), people asked me ...

How to have terrible sex.

The key component is some measure of psychological reluctance or indifference. We'd previously agreed that we'd fuck on Saturday, b...