Dear Sweet Little Innocent.

My beloved but very conventional friend Julie: "So why did you and Alan break up, anyway?" Me (after some hemming, hawwing, ineff...

Lonely.

It's not that I want to get back together with Alan, it's just that I wish we could hang out. Well, and have sex. And I guess with...

I suppose the damage is done.

Alan and I are, because of this blog, probably No More. Dammit. I'm not sure. Probably I shouldn't be posting this or leaving the b...

Fully clothed.

Alan is wearing tight jeans and a t-shirt with Godzilla on it. I'm wearing a tank top, a leather jacket, and a khaki skirt. I'm st...

That cookie-tossing feeling.

All my life, when I've been about to have sex with a man I didn't know very well, I've become painfully nauseous. I've actu...

Smallest touch.

Alan and I are out at a bar together, and as he leaves the table to get another drink, he runs his hand across my back as he passes and give...

Kicked out.

"You can sleep over if you're sleeping with me . You can't stay here to hide from your problems over there. Go home and sort ...

Everything we said the last time we had sex.

"Jeez, if you keep touching that you're going to get me all excited." "Oh no , I wouldn't want that . I'll stop ...

Road Rage.

"I masturbated in the car once. I was driving up [a 45 mph road] and I got really horny and I had a bottle in the car..."

Blood.

I honestly don't remember if it was his teeth or his nails (my memory-forming skills are disturbingly poor during good sex; there have b...

Fish Loves Her Bicycle.

I think I do, in fact, need a man. Emotionally, sexually, socially--I'm really not as happy when there isn't a man in my life. It...

Sometimes Stupid Statements Sound Sexy.

Alan flushes during sex. "You're all red." "I wonder why that is?" "Cause you're getting fucked ." ...

The Dance.

You start standing up. Fully clothed, facing him, and then into the traditional slow-dance pose: your arms up around his neck, his hands on...

"No."

Alan and I were having sex with me on top, and he reached his hand down to rub my clit. I'm a mutant; I don't like clit stimulation....

Vanilla Boy.

Whenever I talk about BDSM, Alan squirms. (I don't ever talk about what I've done with Benny specifically, that would be sort of no...

Just another lovely night.

Alan is amazing. My nipples hurt so bad I can barely wear a t-shirt. He offered to let me move in. Not a decision or anything, I'm not ...

Day and Night.

So today after work I talked to (or possibly moped on) Alan, and Jesus, I don't appreciate him enough. Not that he's some kind of pe...

Win-Win Situation.

Sometimes Alan and I have arguments about who should have an orgasm. "But I want to give you one, dammit!"

He was a boy, she was a girl, could it be any less relevant?

One of the things I love about my relationship with Alan (and there are increasingly many, and most of them are disgustingly soppy things li...

"...A dry one?"

Alan and I were in bed together under the covers, with me stroking his cock. He closed his eyes and started to groan and move his hips into...