Teenage Panic.

"But if you do happen to unzip your fly, then, uh... uh... enjoy your new life as a cautionary example?" Look at any forum or ques...

Models of Sex.

When I was sixteen, my boyfriend Kevin brought me a vibrator.  (His mom had bought it, which... awwwwkward, but it was her well-intentioned ...

Boiling Frogs and Family.

flickr user  DonkeyHotey I spent the weekend with my family.  It was not a pleasant experience.  It was an experience that made me wonder: ...

Everything gets better.

As I may or may not have bothered to mention, I've started classes in nursing school.  Classroom prerequisites this year, two years of n...

Survivor.

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Four years!

Today is my fourth bloggiversary! That's 1264 posts spanning across 5 homes, 4 relationships, 3 jobs, a move across the country, and a ...

Feels good.

When we had D.A.R.E. (Drug Abuse something something don't do it kids) at my elementary school, they talked about reasons kids might sta...

Barnacle Bill.

When I was in high school, they showed us a slideshow of various sexually transmitted infections. All of the pictures were outrageously gru...

When love is more destructive than sex.

When I was 19, I had casual sex with a much older man for no good reason. I kind of regret it, but it didn't really hurt me; it was jus...

Growing up ugly.

I was, from about the time that appearance mattered (about middle school) up until I got into the kink scene, an ugly kid. Not three-eyes-u...

Baby's First Cosmocking!

I was sorting out my old personal papers today, and I came across some comics I drew in 2000, at age 14. (No scan, because the one in quest...

Punnett squares.

In my tenth grade biology class, while we were learning about genetics, our teacher gave us an interesting take-home assignment. It was a l...

Tales from the set.

Before I was an EMT, before I was a sexblogger, but considerably after I was a pervert, I spent several months working as propmaster and ass...

The Fear.

I get a little bit terrified when I know I'm going to have sex later. When I was younger, it was stomach-churning (literally; I lost 15...

First Spanking.

I was sixteen. At the time, I didn't identify as kinky--I didn't even know what kinky was. I was still a prude in some ways, and t...

Socially Awkward.

I used to be a very, very socially awkward child. Not "I couldn't ask out my crush" socially awkward--this was the real thing...

Lost Rituals.

I just realized that it's been many, many years since I last slow danced. It was such a big deal in middle school--I got used to awkwar...

Butt Sex Thoughts.

Okay. Too many dour, thinky, unsexy entries. Let's talk assfucking. Let's even do it with bullet points. On second thought, let...

How did you learn to fuck?

There isn't really a good way to learn sex. Sex ed in school covers the "Tab A, Slot B" basics and hopefully some of the safe...

Teenage.

Labrat and Quizzical Pussy both have up excellent posts about sex and adolescence, so I'm joining that bandwagon. The thing that amaze...