Everything gets better.

As I may or may not have bothered to mention, I've started classes in nursing school.  Classroom prerequisites this year, two years of n...

Two Silly Ideas.

Two ideas have been floating around in my head for a few months now, and I'm not sure if either of them is good. I'll probably do t...

The pussy supply.

An open letter to the dudebros, brodudes, and I Tappa Kegga brothers of the world. Dudes. Bros. You are facing a crisis of bromongous pro...

My fake wedding fantasy.

Someday, I want to get pseudo-married. I've been dreaming of this for years (seriously). I have it all planned out. I'm a verita...

Too tired for a real post.

Sorry I've been quiet the last few days. The last week of work seems determined to see me out with a proper "YOU FUCKING BITCH I W...

Positive TV!

(In which the author makes a precipitous descent into pure hippiedom.) Ozymandias left the following comment on my last post, and it really ...

Beautiful Dream.

(Yes, I'm so tired I've been reduced to coming up with post material while asleep. Four shifts to go!) I dreamed was walking down ...

The visions.

I'm getting weird synesthetic visions almost every time I have sex now. I can't really explain it. Last night, I was having sex wit...

STuDly.

If our culture had any goddamn consistency, STIs, in a man at least, ought to be seen as a sign of virility. I mean, what better proof that...

Buying deodorant etc.

Buying deodorant; or, how to drive yourself completely insane via the most trivial interactions of popular culture and feminist thought. I a...

Oogyboogykajoogyism.

I have a declaration to make. After being told by oh so many people what a feminist says, does, feels, looks like, believes, votes for, buy...

Fucking like an actuary.

To the Federal Aviation Administration, a human life is worth about $2.7 million. Oh my God, that's horrible, right? Well, you can disp...

Everything once.

This afternoon I taught myself to solder components to a circuit board. I didn't really have a specific project to do, just a soldering...

Pantheism.

I believe that God is the universe. Everything that exists is a manifestation of the divine--a divinity that may not be "good" or ...

In Which Scientific Curiosity Is Stifled.

Hey Sprite, do you have a tampon?" "Oh, of course, here's one." "Thanks!  We're doing an experiment!  We figure ...

Pink Square.

Rowdy had already fucked me and near-fisted me. I started playing with his new toy, a Hitachi Magic Wand, and since I was in a completely i...

Self control.

Have you ever been hynotized? I was, once. It wasn't what I expected. It wasn't like being asleep or absent from my body or made in...

I have this theory.

I don't know if it's because men are built generally larger on average, or they have more free space in their pelvis, or if it's...

Gray Rain.

I didn't go back home after work this morning. I clocked out at 7, drove only as far as Concord, and figured that since I had no partic...

Transgressing.

Sometimes I want to do thing that aren't safely psuedo-wrong, but WRONG wrong. Things that aren't just shocking to the squares but a...