Sex Toy Review: Our First Bondage Kit!

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The male gaze.

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Detailed, thoughtful product review.

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Foreign bodies.

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Objects of lust.

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Evil Stick.

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Personal Massager.

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Labia dye. LABIA DYE!

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Robot Girlfriend!

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My first vibrator.

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Sexy and sex.

More on the total independence between sexy and sexual: compare these four websites. (All but the first are fairly NWS.) Black Phoenix Alch...

Disgusting sex toy story.

So I'm at the sex store to pick up some basic needs, and they've got a clearance rack with really, really cheap stuff. Hey! Ben wa ...

"Adjustable Posture Collar"?!?

I'm hopelessly amused by the picture and copy on this bondage-gear website . For high-protocol training and/or high-speed impacts! I h...

Bad ideas for sex toys.

It's sex, so your mileage may and does vary. Hell, I can't keep the same mileage myself for two weeks running. But certain things ...

Lube!

Shit, a whole week? I've been a very naughty blogger. I should be punished. Spanked. Made to tell you what a dirty dirty girl I am a...

Sex Toy Reviews: Nubby G!

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Sex Toy Review: Babeland Silver Bullet!

Someone asked me to do a bunch of sex toy reviews. I live to serve, so here ya go, someone! Your most basic sex toy. Okay, for starters, do...