Returning to Sexyland.

So this blog has been dark for a few weeks.  That's partly just because I'm a pathological procrastinator and I had a lot of schoolw...

The Valentine's Day Dilemma.

someecards [Cosmocking is coming next!  They take a long time to write.  I'll have it up late today or sometime tomorrow.] I have a dile...

Pink just isn't my color.

A question I've been mulling over: Is the reason feminine things make me uncomfortable because I'm unfeminine, or because feminine t...

Face beyond beauty.

Rowdy got a new camera (this was a more involved process than most house purchases) and last night he was taking pictures of me and showing ...

Gross Old People Sex Party Failure.

So I didn't have sex with anyone tonight. I went home early, and in a crappy mood. The problem wasn't sexual, but social. The party ...

Short iPod Post: Overstimulated.

So last night I was having sex, as I am so wont to do, and it was going really well--I was coming my brains out and then some. And then too...

Incompetent cowgirl.

You know what I'm shockingly bad at? Fucking on top. I just don't know how to do it right. I think everyone has a few surprising ...

More on social skills.

I've been frustrated with my social skills--or complete lack thereof--lately. People keep dropping me hints that I don't get until ...

In so many words.

For the longest time I agonized about how to say certain things. How do you ask a boy if he likes you? How do you ask for freaky things in...

What's the opposite of "sour grapes?" Greener grass, maybe.

It's 4 AM. I have to get up for work at 6 AM. (FML and all that. But I slept all day, so it's not as bad as it could be, this is ...

Pretty.

Being around kinky people tends to make me feel pretty. Which is not something I feel around normal people; there's some part of my bra...

Excuses.

I can't date now, I'm about to move across the country. I can't date now, I'm unemployed. I can't date now, I just start...

Prickly.

Sometimes I worry that feminism is making me too prickly. Taking offense at things rarely produces immediate wonderful change in the world-...

Benny is in a relationship!

Awkward Facebook moment: seeing that the guy who tried to fist me after I safeworded and left me tied up is listed as "in a relationsh...

Cruel to be kind.

I have to get better at saying "no." I spent so much of my life being awkward that I'm still not used to men hitting on me. ...

The Situation.

Emo Post.

(Still in Taylor, MI. But moving on soon! ETA in Mass: Tuesday night.) I want to be a cool chick. I really want to approach sex with perf...

Mommy Issues.

temporarily locked post, sorry

Caught up in everything.

I just can't post about sex right now. It's nothing horrible, no one's dead and no one's even unhappy, my life is just... c...

The problem with BBW.

I guess I'm a BBW? I'm never sure if I really count. I'm pretty fat, but if I Google "BBW" they're all way bigge...