Economics vs. apples.

A day doesn't go by I don't see an article like  this one .  I'm not going to try to deconstruct it point by point, because it...

Bowling therapy.

You know what I really want to do with "Men's Rights activists," "pick-up artists," anti-feminists, "men are fr...

Quiet night.

Last night Sprite and Rowdy and I got together and... pretty much just stayed in. We ate some takeout, exchanged belated Christmas presents...

Weekend.

Events from this weekend: -I went to an undisclosed location with undisclosed persons to engage in mostly undisclosed activities, and I am h...

In Which Scientific Curiosity Is Stifled.

Hey Sprite, do you have a tampon?" "Oh, of course, here's one." "Thanks!  We're doing an experiment!  We figure ...

Adorkable/Safecall.

Rowdy, Sprite, and I have this word that gets a lot of use in our relationship. "Adorkable." It means pretty much exactly what y...

98% normal.

It's weird sometimes to think of my relationship with Rowdy and Sprite as weird. We're still alien enough to society to be worthy o...

rawr means i love you in dinosaur

"I'm pretending Rowdy's dick is different dinosaurs." [performs penis puppetry] "Rarrr. He's a pleisiosaur....

The limits of human endurance.

Four full days of touring, partying, and fucking our way through New York is an amazing yet daunting proposition. TOO daunting, actually. L...

KEYBOARD!

I have a keyboard I have a keyboard I have a keyboard. Oh QWERTY you feel so good under my fingers. Home row, I'm home . After more th...

Sleeping Alone.

I slept alone last night. I didn't have to. Rowdy came over and we hung out and cuddled and did the monkey thing and watched "Myth...

Good clean fun.

When guys picture sex with two women, they probably imagine a lot of what happened last night: -Sprite and me, lying side by side on the bed...

About last night.

Last night was a five-way cuddle pile that turned into a three-way fuck pile. It was awesome. I'm going to call my partners Rowdy and ...