Models of Sex.

When I was sixteen, my boyfriend Kevin brought me a vibrator.  (His mom had bought it, which... awwwwkward, but it was her well-intentioned ...

"No means no."

[Possible trigger warning for sexual assault] When I had my first sexual encounter, he didn't ask. We were just friends and we were han...

First Spanking.

I was sixteen. At the time, I didn't identify as kinky--I didn't even know what kinky was. I was still a prude in some ways, and t...

My first vibrator.

My first vibrator was a gift from my boyfriend Kevin's mother, explicitly given to dissuade me from having sex with her son. This was r...

END OF LINE.

When I lost my virginity, the movie on in the background was Tron. Back in the day, Kevin and I almost had to watch a movie to have sex. It...

Fakin' It.

I've faked orgasms. Not in recent times, but as a teenager I'd fake them to get him to stop. The problem was that I knew how to tur...

Abstinence.

Since politicians' personal lives are always far more interesting than their policies and values, Sarah Palin's daughter's preg...

Lateral Thinking.

The naughty board game card read "take off your lover's shirt without using your hands." I thought about it for a second, look...

Scene from Sixteen Years Old.

"Holy shit, someone put horse porn on the network!" "That's horrible... open it up!" It was a woman under a stallion...

Kicked out.

"You can sleep over if you're sleeping with me . You can't stay here to hide from your problems over there. Go home and sort ...

Saddest.

Probably the saddest confession I will ever make on this blog: way back in my teenage years, when I was with Kevin, I used to sleep on the f...

Size.

To answer the perennial Truth or Dare question: size matters tremendously if you're a double hand amputee. Otherwise, eh. All things b...

Young Love.

When I was fifteen, my twenty-one-year-old boyfriend told me he loved me. In hindsight I still believe it. It wasn't a very mature and...

Handrails.

"Why are all handrails roughly the diameter of a penis?" Kevin asked me once. "Because that's the size a hand goes around...

Losin' It.

This is the story of how I lost my virginity. Not how I first had intercourse; that was not really a life-changing event, just a minor mile...