Self-maintenence.

Last night at work was tiring. I didn't get a chance for a bathroom break until 6 hours into the shift and I never did get dinner. Lot...

Soundtrack.

Embarassing discovery: making full-on sex noises during masturbation feels really good. I don't get to full-on screams by myself, but l...

Guilty pleasure.

Confession: this guy's stories get me off like nothing else. It's terrible. His web design is worse than incomptent-some of those l...

Blue balls.

Man, theoretically non-sexual BDSM always leaves me ragingly horny. I can certainly work this out myself--at nearly 4 AM it's too late ...

Masturbashame.

It's been a few weeks since I had partnered sex, and a loooong time since I've been in a real relationship. But of course I masturb...

Soothing.

(Posts may be scarce for a few days, I'm moving and stuff's all crazypants.) When I'm tired enough, sex is sometimes not excitin...

Little O, Big O.

When I'm having sex with someone else it's all big O's. But when I masturbate there's two kinds of orgasms I have. One is ...

Auto.

I'm starting to believe that a surprisingly large proportion of men, maybe even most thin young men, are capable of autofellatio, but i...

The Mile High Ladies' Auxiliary.

So, um... does it still count as the Mile High Club if you only have sex with yourself? Hmm. (Warning: annoying porny image host because th...

Underutilization.

I should really stop buying solo sex toys and porn. I always disappoint myself. I get all excited about the new Triple Whirring Butthole S...

Habit.

Unless I'm flat exhausted or upset about something, I almost always masturbate right before I go to sleep. The funny part is, if I had s...

Literotica boobytraps.

So there's this site Literotica that's a pretty huge repository of free, somewhat sorted filthy stories and, in that way, a great w...

Excuses.

I'm not sure if I'll ever write a Big Threesome Sexy Post. It's hard to be sexy when my own feelings are more on the "hmm,...

Self control.

Sharing room with grandma tonight. Don't masturbate. Rrrggh. No, she is not "really asleep so it's okay." Don't mastur...

Jerkin'.

Very often if I'm sitting around naked (which is basically any time I'm alone in my room) I'll touch myself. Not full-on mastur...

An attack of horny.

I woke up at about three this morning with the kind of sexual appetite I haven't had in a good ten months. I was just lying in bed and ...

Wankability Paradox.

There's a fundamental problem with reading or writing sex stories: two separate and almost exclusive standards of quality. There's ...

Heavy Breathing.

Masturbating is so much more fun when you're on the phone with someone. Even if neither of you really says anything. Just knowing that...

Like a little teddy bear!

The problem with masturbating yourself to sleep is waking up with sex toys still in your bed. It always makes me feel a little dirty, both ...

It took me forever to figure this out.

If you want to know if your housemates can hear your vibrator, don't pay attention to how loud it is when it's two feet away from yo...