Talk about privilege.

Something just struck me as incredibly funny about that last post. Here is a writer blogging about a legal change that will provide family ...

Funding women's healthcare? Pah, you PATRIARCH, it means NOTHING if I don't get a pony!

Man, Twisty Faster is the freakin' queen of hating people who are on her side. Sure we have the most liberal president in decades or po...

Posting from work via iPod, very naughty!

I have huuuge bruises on my inner thighs. (Pics later maybe.) Date with Surgery this weekend. I wonder if I can sneak them past Surgery or ...

Honesty.

Too much goddamn honesty on this blog, that's my problem! I'm a hot slinky 110-pound double-D cup who's "known," if yo...

Tears.

Dammit, dammit, dammit. I was playing with a hittybuddy friend I've played with quite a few times in the past, and we were having a gran...

I Loke You.

We have a serious problem with "I love you." We've over-bundled it. "I love you" really means the following things...

What do women want?

The sexy blogosphere is dogpiling on this NYT article so I figure I'll join the party. This article is about scientists. (Well, psycho...

Why you will not get pregnant from swallowing cum: A brief Primer.

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Search Term Bonanza!

When I don't feel like writing an entry, I have Google Analytics there to write it for me! Well, Google Analytics and a surprising numb...

Surgical Tech.

(You see an emergency room. I see a man farm .) Well, after the disappointment of the munch I went out and spent some quality time with a f...

Why I won't be going back to my local munch.

Welp, tonight I went to the munch in my town and I was not happy. I walked in the door and the first thing that happened was that a woman I ...

Grain of truth after all.

You know, with all the people out there claiming that there are no physical signs of virginity, that nonvirgins can have intact hymens that ...

Wankability Paradox.

There's a fundamental problem with reading or writing sex stories: two separate and almost exclusive standards of quality. There's ...

Content farming.

Sometimes--way too often--I think "I should go have sex with someone, so I'll have some juicy content for the blog." Unfortuna...

When they're around/they make me feel like I'm the only guy in town.

It's funny, the older I get, the less tolerant I feel about older people having sex with teenagers. When I was a teenager, I was all fo...

Power.

I got a pretty. I don't know why, but gun shops and ranges seem to be roughly as gender-balanced as the Marine Corps. It's not like...

I want when I can't have.

Man, I wish I was half as horny on Saturday nights as I am Wednesday mornings.

Arguments that are not good enough.

Man, I hate it when people answer "homosexuality is wrong" with "homosexuality isn't a choice." I believe that that...

Emo post.

Sometimes I'm really, really lonely.

Just another lazy Sunday afternoon.

Dear diary, Today I shaved a very hairy man's entire body (excepting obviously head and forearms). I'm not sure if it was exactly s...

Cosmocking: February '09!

The new Cosmo is out! I bought it as soon as I saw it and I can't wait to read the whole thing oh boy... I mean, boo! Boo. We don...

Anything's wankable when you're thirteen.

Back in the era of my puberty, we didn't have these fancy Internets. (Actually, we kinda did, but I didn't have one in my room.) A...

Roommate Sex Mystery.

My roommate's bedroom shares a wall with mine, and when she clunks stuff around I can hear it. She and her boyfriend will often spend l...

Awkward purchase.

I don't know which was worse: the first time I bought condoms and felt the clerk's disapproving eyes burning right through me, or th...