Search Term... Sightseeing Journey! Part II.

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I always told myself that I'd know I'd made it when this happened. Being known is great, but being known so well that you get misspelled... that's the big time, baby.

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My first instinct is to reply with "well, that explains a lot, ho ho," but really, I'm rather sick of people insulting women by calling them men. It's anti-feminist, anti-man, anti-trans, anti-butch... it's just anti too many things. Quit it.

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We think it's fundamentally a male fetish, and it's based more on thinking that you're arousing women than on actually arousing them. It's a form of femdom, and nothing wrong with that, but it's a form of femdom that seems to be entirely invented and propagated by the male submissives--I never hear actual female dominants enthuse about it.

"how do you learn to fuck"
On-the-job training.

"i want to have a baby" craigslist
Oh god no. Don't do this. Please. I'm begging you.

"it tastes like boy"
...try pork chops?

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See, you really don't want this. You want, like, 1 hour forced vibrator torture, and after that it'll really start getting old and you'll want to go to the bathroom and have a drink of water and take a nap.

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Well, you can't have both, unless she's eight feet tall.

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Dude, if I say "drive me to work and I'll be your girlfriend," I'm using you. If I just say "dude, I'm in a really tight spot, could you please give me a ride to work?", everything you project onto that is your own problem.

can you pick up a hairy guini pig by the hair?
NO! JESUS, NO! That poor thing! If you want to pick up any kind of guinea pig, put one hand under its butt and one hand under its front legs! Please!

"can you get pregnant if he cums in your mouth and you put it in your vagina"
Probably not, fortunately. But you're making me seriously rethink my opinion on condoms for blowjobs.

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Oh sure, and next I'll throw you in the briar patch.

doctors comments on making a child smell poop
What? No! Is this like some kind of bizarre potty training method? You rub his nose in it? I'm no doctor, but you're not even supposed to do that with dogs.

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It'll help tremendously if she feels safe with you, like she really knows you respect her as a person, you fucking asshole.

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Try starting with just one person, and working up from there.

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If I had a camera right now I'd humor this person. They're just that awesome.

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Totally exhausted the "attractive confident women in Montana" options, huh?

what do women fantasize about
The same exact things, all 3 billion of us.

why are people uncomfortable with rape
...

There are some questions where if you don't know the answer already, you might not be able to learn it.

why do men like to feel titties
This too, really.

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Not bloody likely, buddy.