The Pervocracy: now collectible!

The fantabulous Ami Angelwings made these and if this isn't worth a post of its own, I don't know what is.

Model minority.

One of the subtler nastinesses about having an "alternative" lifestyle is the fear of revealing any personal conflict or angst to ...

Retroactive pedophilia.

You know what's always a really awkward experience? Seeing pictures of someone you're sleeping with, when they were a child. Espec...

Act without a name.

I wish there were some special word for the act of fucking someone with four fingers. (Er. I mean, using four fingers to fuck someone.) ...

Awesome.

Kind of awesome: having a theme date. Awesome: the theme is "Robo Date." Very awesome: as in "let's have a date where we ...

Snowed in.

Due to heavy snow and a demanding schedule, I didn't go home today. A few other employees and I commandeered extra beds and slept in the...

Vidi, vici, veni.

I've always found the notion of sexual "conquest" kind of hilarious. You let someone see you naked, touch your most sensitive...

Spot of tea?

My friend was fucking his girlfriend doggy-style. I was underneath them, licking her pussy, and every few strokes he would pull out and I w...

...Giant whiteboards?

Man, how did people ever manage polyamory before Google Calendar?

How to make Holly's head explode.

"If you make any noise, I'll stop."

Freely given.

It's a little scary at first, but awesome when I think about it, that Rowdy not only can but does get sex and love elsewhere. Because h...

In Which Scientific Curiosity Is Stifled.

Hey Sprite, do you have a tampon?" "Oh, of course, here's one." "Thanks!  We're doing an experiment!  We figure ...

Unstoppable force, immovable object.

You know what the not-so-great part is about being a girl who can have repeated orgasms in rapid succession, having sex with a guy who has b...

The dreaded flipside.

I looked at PJ longingly. I could feel the lust behind my eyes, and the entirety of my body was subtly tightened, my breath catching just a ...

The (completely imaginary) romance of silence.

I looked at Rowdy longingly. I could feel the lust behind my eyes, and the entirety of my body was subtly tightened, my breath catching jus...

Twenty Five.

It's my birthday! Yayyy! I guess I'm a "cougar" now.

Good and Bad.

Good: Discovering that trading massages with Rowdy really is a "you mean I can have candy with every meal ?" situation. (Except ...

The best text message I've gotten today.

"Did you want some pretense, or just skip ahead to the sex?"

"I'M KING OF THE WOOOORLD!"

Dear Internet, Today I had sex at the midpoint of the Brooklyn Bridge. Love, Holly

rawr means i love you in dinosaur

"I'm pretending Rowdy's dick is different dinosaurs." [performs penis puppetry] "Rarrr. He's a pleisiosaur....