Brutal lessons from the ER.

1) When a woman comes in to the ER at 3AM requesting an STD exam and/or a preganancy test, she may be an idiot, or she may be nerving hersel...

Soundtrack.

Embarassing discovery: making full-on sex noises during masturbation feels really good. I don't get to full-on screams by myself, but l...

Transgressing.

Sometimes I want to do thing that aren't safely psuedo-wrong, but WRONG wrong. Things that aren't just shocking to the squares but a...

Penis proportions.

In my experience, guys almost always have penises that fit them. It's not that I can look at a guy and guess what his penis looks like, ...

Micro.

I saw a man with a micropenis a ways back. At first I thought he'd had it amputated or something (he had normal testicles), but no, it w...

Rip.

It's one of those moments that's just sticking in my head. I was face down and my friend was working over my back with my knife. The...

Bibimbap.

Have you ever eaten bibimbap? It's a Korean food created by mixing a whole bunch of ingredients and meat and rice and sauce, and it look...

Desired/Desirer.

I got an email the other day offering me "tribute" for my "time" as a dominatrix. A little annoyed and a little amused, ...