Cosmocking: May '09!

It's "The SEXY Issue"! Not like all those other issues! Whitney Port (who???) on the cover! I actually like her dress! But...

"Adjustable Posture Collar"?!?

I'm hopelessly amused by the picture and copy on this bondage-gear website . For high-protocol training and/or high-speed impacts! I h...

Predictable Ending.

"Well, that was fun." "Sure was!" "Well, goodnight." "Well..." "Yeah..." "Uh..."...

omg omg omg

brb, goin out with cute coworker squeeeeeeeee

Patriarchy!

Today I was fixing a piece of big metal equipment, squatting next to it with pliers and a wrench and a lot of stupid-frickin-thing-argh grum...

The Average American.

Here's a statement that seems to come equally from snotty jerks on every point on the political spectrum and never fails to infuriate me...

An attack of horny.

I woke up at about three this morning with the kind of sexual appetite I haven't had in a good ten months. I was just lying in bed and ...

Agony Aunt Holly.

Yes, in addition to all the other services provided herein, I will give you advice on your personal problems! Not good advice, I'm twen...