Math.

Yesterday Cute Coworker and I mathematically worked out that in any group with equal numbers of heterosexual men and women, both sexes must ...

Cosmocking: April '09!

Orange cover! Ashley Tisdale! In orange clothing, so she's kind of a floating head! Okay, I think I finally have conclusive proof that...

Pubic Irony.

It's kinda funny to me when people talk about shaved pubes being suggestive of prepubescence, because I've shaved mine since about a...

Nothing to hide.

I've finally gotten to the point in my life where it's okay for me to be sexual. My roommate doesn't mind if I have random dude...

Obsession.

Being with Cute Coworker is making me insane with stifled lust, but I don't want to ask for a reassignment or even ask him to tone it do...

Mystery porn.

Someone mailed me an enormous catalog of gay porn. Not emailed, physically mailed to my house. I'm really hoping this was unrelated to...

*the noise the dog makes when you throw a treat on the floor but tell her to stay*

Cute Coworker: "I think everyone's got some kind of secret fetish, right?" Me: "Well, apparently you do." So we lau...

Articles people sent me.

[previous post deleted because upon further consideration, I was wrong] George Will: Prudes at Dinner, Gluttons in Bed The gist of this arti...