Ugly.

It may be surprising to the 0.1% of my readership that doesn't know me personally, but for all the fucking I do, I'm kinda ugly. I...

Oops.

The condom came off. Alan and I were fucking around, trying different positions, and at some point we noticed that things felt different . ...

Sounding.

Phonebuddy Bruce just told me that he uses a sound on himself. I am impressed. For anyone who doesn't know, a sound is a thin metal rod...

How to swallow cum.

My google search logs contain the following phrases: dudes that swallow cum "how to swallow cum" cum though my nose how to blowjob...

Stormy Weather.

It snowed while I was working the graveyard shift. I got my last patient woken up for the morning and when I went outside the world was whi...

Assfucked!

Welp, today I lost my anal virginity. (My last "virginity" of even slight consequence. I guess I'm a Woman now. I feel so d...

Eventually I'll have nothing to lose.

When I get famous cure cancer I'll write my autobiography and put all the sex stuff in.

Just a roleplayer.

I was reading some online BDSM communities and I was shocked how much discussion there was on this point: "It's not a real punishme...