Sick sex.

Rowdy came over, and although I am by no means better, we fucked. It was kind of awkward, definitely not one for the record books; we didn...

The People You Meet When You Write About Rape.

TRIGGER WARNING for rape and rape apologism. Mr. What About The Men "The real problem here is all these false rape accusations that ar...

Slow recovery.

Lying down: "This is ridiculous! I feel totally normal! I'm strong as a horse! I should get up and run !" Standing up: ...

The Two Most Fatuous Conversations I Had In The Hospital.

Doctor: "I see you have this rash here, it looks like an allergic reaction." Me: "I've had that on and off since I got si...

HOME!

I am home. I am still sick. But at least I get to be sick in peace and on my own terms. More than anything--more even than that shower tha...

Frustration.

I don't know if I'll go home today or not. I desperately want to. The first night here I needed the hospital, I needed my fever a...

Improvement.

I'm doing a lot better and will probably go home tomorrow. I still have some pain but it's no longer double-over-crying bad, and my...

Mono.

So I have mono. I have it like bad --the fever has been going way out of control, I've been getting dehydrated despite being on my fift...

OW.

I went to the doctor and they sent me to the ER. It is (oh joy) Random Nonspecific Abdominal Pain, again, but this time the massive fever an...

Good and Bad.

Good: Discovering that trading massages with Rowdy really is a "you mean I can have candy with every meal ?" situation. (Except ...

The best text message I've gotten today.

"Did you want some pretense, or just skip ahead to the sex?"

How to discuss gay rights like a reasonable adult.

Argument from Personal Responsibility "If you choose to act in a certain way, you have to accept the consequences. For example, if you...

Wrestling and model trains.

Last night Rowdy and Sprite and I went to a class on takedown and restraint--basically, how to use wrestling moves (and institutional restra...

Slactivism.

I'm wearing a purple ribbon today. (I didn't own any purple clothing.) I'm wearing it for Tyler Clementi, Asher Brown, Seth Wa...

Cosmocking: October '10!

More from the backlog! Pink cover! Really pink! A woman in a pink dress on a pink background with a pink title! PIIINK! Lauren Conrad! ...

Self control.

Have you ever been hynotized? I was, once. It wasn't what I expected. It wasn't like being asleep or absent from my body or made in...

Umfriend.

Dear nurse: The gentleman sitting with our patient, holding his hand and comforting him for hours in the middle of the night as he goes thro...

How good life can be.

I just spent this evening in bed with two wonderful people. There was a little fucking and a lot of snuggling and a whole big lot of laught...

There's a story behind this picture.

I have this friend who's awesome. Sadly he's moved out of town so I only see him every couple months, but he's one of the most ...

Sex Toy Review: Our First Bondage Kit!

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The Invisible Person.

Happy National Coming Out Day! I'm poly, bisexual, and kinky. You already knew that. My roommate, coworkers, and family still don...

How to have sex on the Brooklyn Bridge.

(Note: Do not have sex on the Brooklyn Bridge. This is illegal, and if you are witnessed by nonconsenting people unethical, and just a fuck...

"I'M KING OF THE WOOOORLD!"

Dear Internet, Today I had sex at the midpoint of the Brooklyn Bridge. Love, Holly

rawr means i love you in dinosaur

"I'm pretending Rowdy's dick is different dinosaurs." [performs penis puppetry] "Rarrr. He's a pleisiosaur....

Stamina.

I'm starting to believe that Rowdy is poly not just because of personal convictions, emotional makeup, or sexual proclivities, but becau...

The limits of human endurance.

Four full days of touring, partying, and fucking our way through New York is an amazing yet daunting proposition. TOO daunting, actually. L...

NYC.

I'm off to New York with Sprite and Rowdy until Monday evening. We're going to the NYC Fetish Tribe Experience and to cause grief ...

The male gaze.

I went to a sex shop with Sprite and Rowdy the other day. We got a couple of fun toys, a large quantity of the high-performance lubricants ...

I have this theory.

I don't know if it's because men are built generally larger on average, or they have more free space in their pelvis, or if it's...

Gray Rain.

I didn't go back home after work this morning. I clocked out at 7, drove only as far as Concord, and figured that since I had no partic...

The Three Kinds of BDSM toys.

There are three kinds of BDSM toys in this world: Serious Toys. These are made out of genuine full-grain kangaroo leather by one guy named B...

The Slutadox.

When I was in high school, people made fun of me for being fat and awkward and unfashionable--I was never gonna get laid, haw haw. When my l...

Cocky and Funny.

I love this xkcd. And since someone asked for it in comments, here's some random PUA site ! As PUA concepts go, I actually don't dis...