For funsies!

Specific kinks seem to break down into three categories for me. There's stuff I'm not into, whether because it bothers or scares me...

"Poon"?

By unpopular demand, back to the well for Roissy's Sixteen Commandments of Poon . Ugh. After this I have to write about, like, bunnies...

The other Roissy test.

Something I should clarify in general: I don't think that everything PUAs say is automatically wrong. It's absolutely true that sel...

XXX-Files.

A little weird: finding out that someone you know used to write erotic X-Files fanfiction in high school. Making it much weirder: admitting ...

Cruel to be kind.

I have to get better at saying "no." I spent so much of my life being awkward that I'm still not used to men hitting on me. ...

I wouldn't fuck Roissy either.

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The 22YOBS.

The phrase "22-year-old blonde skinny chick," or variants thereof, has been getting tossed around a lot recently. It's a lazy...

Some points on social skills.

On the last post, someone asked me to write a guide to social skills. I don't think I can do a full guide, because I'm still in the...

Socially Awkward.

I used to be a very, very socially awkward child. Not "I couldn't ask out my crush" socially awkward--this was the real thing...

How the pros do it.

I have since learned that the proper way to fuck in WoW is for the man to /lie down and for the woman to stand over his general crotch area ...

Human and Animal.

I've always liked animals. I've had pets when I could, bonded with other people's pets when I couldn't, always liked lookin...

On The Availability of Pussy In Contemporary American Society.

Introduction "Generally, ordinary guys can go years between relationships with ordinary women, because they are constantly meeting (in ...

The Myth of d20 Sexuality.

Oh, I was just born a submissive heteroflexible masochistic slut with a preference for medium-husky boyish geeks. Like someone rolled a di...

Semi-Breakup.

I just told a guy I didn't want to see him anymore. We'd only had three dates, but two of them were sleepovers and he was taking th...

One Page of PUA.

My new Cosmo still isn't here. I know there is a new one, I've seen it in stores, but I'd feel dumb buying it in a store when I...

Dog Catches Car.

I was playing World of Warcraft (yeah, I know...) and out of nowhere I got a message: "Hey baby wanna cyber?" No greeting at all,...

The Ordinary Guy With A Girlfriend.

In all the weird convoluted discussions of PUAs and Nice Guys and Beta Males and other such critters, you know which species never gets ment...

Nails.

Of all the arbitrary, labor-intensive, and mildly humiliating things considered markers of attractiveness in women, few baffle me more than ...

Saving America.

I went to a class yesterday that was part rifle marksmanship and part Revolutionary War history, and we spent about eight hours lying on our...

The Behemoth.

After a couple months of relative drought, I'm having a lot of positive sex and kink experiences again. This is... awakening something....

The Situation.

Munching.

I've gone to a couple munches here in Boston and they have been pretty good. There's always people you don't like, that's i...

YAY!

I got a job! I'm not going to go into detail here because I'm not completely insane, but it's in emergency medicine, it's de...

Consent.

He paused before entering me, his cock almost but not quite touching my pussy. "Do you want this?" he asked, breathily, and waite...

Dangerous Flavors.

I love kissing a man who's been smoking. Like licking an ashtray? Hah. Like licking a mouth sharp and bitter with the thick flavor of...

Good Days.

Boston is, unbelievably, everything I'd expected it to be. Maybe it's just my newness (and copious free time), but my social life h...

Sleepover.

It's not nice to shake a sleeping person and yell "GET UP GO HOME I WANT TO DO STUFF TODAY," but I'm really concerned this...

Words for women who have sex.

Kinky does not mean slutty. Slutty does not mean easy. Slut does not mean whore. Slut does not mean bitch. And normal does not mean ...