I'm not a prostitute, really.

I will never understand why men will make a point of telling me they're "successful" or "professional" in the contex...

Sometimes I Forget.

Being indignant or snarky is easy. Being sincere is hard. When you're not on the offense or defense, you're vulnerable. But I don...

6452.

There's a bill before the Washington State Senate right now to regulate "crisis pregnancy centers." ( News link. That shoul...

Flawed men.

I know I've posted more than my share about how beauty standards for women are stupid and unfair, and they are, but as a conventionally ...

Uncomfortable fantasies.

I have rape fantasies. Not the worst kind, I don't really want to be hurt , just roughed up a bit and held down by someone I'd want...

Teenage.

Labrat and Quizzical Pussy both have up excellent posts about sex and adolescence, so I'm joining that bandwagon. The thing that amaze...

XY.

Sometimes just the very fact of a man's maleness turns me on. The hair he grows where women don't, the square muscular shape of his...

Why is it always sex?

Today my partner told me the following joke: "What do you have when you have 200 black people in a burning airplane headed toward a cli...

Labia dye. LABIA DYE!

A little while ago, Quizzical Pussy posted about My New Pink Button, which is labia dye. Because your labia are obviously the wrong color ...

Robot Girlfriend!

Look at the picture. Just look at it. So this is ROXXXY, the supposed robot girlfriend. I have to say, if looks are an issue for you... RO...

Ten people not to date.

Very subjective, I'm sure it's not 100% true in every case, etcetera. But I think these are good guidelines. 1) Anyone who out-and-...

Cosmocking: February '10! (Part Two!)

Picture this: you and your guy meet at the gym, where you talk him into doing the body-pump class with you. Then you head home together, tu...

Cosmocking: February '10! (Part One!)

Lavender cover! Anna Faris! Her dress is a little small and has weird boob-stripes but the fabric looks super nice, I bet you could've...

My first vibrator.

My first vibrator was a gift from my boyfriend Kevin's mother, explicitly given to dissuade me from having sex with her son. This was r...

How to give a blowjob.

In my limited experience, of course. Your mileage will vary and men are all unique penis snowflakes. So tip number zero is communicate --l...

The problem with BBW.

I guess I'm a BBW? I'm never sure if I really count. I'm pretty fat, but if I Google "BBW" they're all way bigge...

Sameophobia.

What really gets me about the whole "gay marriage" debate, besides, you know, everything , is that it seems to be based ultimately...

Complicated.

Everyone's still talking G-spot. They're talking about it like some poorly-designed self-reported twin study makes the G-spot retro...

The myth of the myth of the vaginal orgasm.

Okay everybody on the Internet, let's make a deal: I won't tell you how to have orgasms, and you won't tell me that mine don...

Search Term Saf... Sightseeing Journey!

With slight apologies to The Munchkin Wrangler. do female guinea pigs hump each other Yes. A lot. Usually on each other's faces, to ad...

Cosmocking: Random shit off the Cosmo website!

I'm tired. I worked a bunch and it was hard and stuff. So, hey, Cosmocking. Everyone likes Cosmocking. 5 Girly-Man Trends That Have G...

Leaving Home.

Today I went to the town I grew up in. I moved there when I was ten and it was home, or at least the family home, until a year ago. There...

The Life of An Underpants Photo.

Today I took a photo of myself in my undies. That's the easy part, whether you're an amateur camwhore or a zillionare Evil Patriach...