Fitness.

I've heard the following argument many times, many places: "Men can impregnate many women at once, which means that they'll be ...

You has a flavor.

"Does my pussy taste good?" "Uh... um... well, I mean... I wouldn't put it on my hamburger." I am suave. But I do ha...

Excuses.

I'm not sure if I'll ever write a Big Threesome Sexy Post. It's hard to be sexy when my own feelings are more on the "hmm,...

Guest Post: Bruno!

Bruno here. I’ve been horny and lonely recently, and this memory keeps forcing its way to the surface. Holly liked it, and I hope you will t...

Sex Versus Death.

I don't know why people talk about infinity as terrifying and unfathomable. It's finity that blows my mind. The idea of something ...

Not Worth It.

(I should be blogging about that threesome. It was all sexy and shit. But I'm tired and sore and grouchy and would not do it justice. ...

"Don't worry baby, it's less-lethal!"

Tommy stungunned me! It actually wasn't the worst. On the ol' 0-10 pain scale, maybe a 5? Worse than a handslap, but not as bad as...

Posting in bed with Tommy and his girlfriend.

And all I can think to do (I mean, other than both of them) is play the Candyman game. Eurosabra, Eurosabra, Eurosabra!

Self control.

Sharing room with grandma tonight. Don't masturbate. Rrrggh. No, she is not "really asleep so it's okay." Don't mastur...

Rentabed.

The creepy part about staying in a hotel is the absolute certainty that someone has, at some point, engaged in some extremely body-fluid int...

Sex toys in the backpack.

TSA guy: "Hey Bob, get a load of this!" Bob and TSA guy: *hurr* Me: Entertaining, ain't it, fellas? In retrospect I should hav...

Boston!

Tomorrow morning through Monday night, I'm flying out to Boston! Whee! This is partly a family thing and partly a Tommy thing--I'm...

Jersey Swap.

Sexy men in mainstream advertising always make me happy. I think I'm going to make it a category. Somehow this feels wrong... (Sort o...

My Birth Control Utopia.

In my benevolent-dictator utopia, a totally safe, dosage-unimportant, man and child safe, otherwise perfect birth control is in the water su...

Jerkin'.

Very often if I'm sitting around naked (which is basically any time I'm alone in my room) I'll touch myself. Not full-on mastur...

Oh Boi.

I'm not generally all that attracted to women. I mean, I know a sexy woman when I see one, and I certainly wouldn't mind having se...

Faces.

I'm not sure which is sexier: when a man receiving pleasure looks utterly enraptured into wild, unselfconscious grimaces, or when he loo...

Hypnosexuality.

The hypnosis fetish is one of those weird little things I feel pretty neutral about, like a hair fetish or a wool fetish: not my thing, but ...

Cover that body part, it's shameful!

I don't think there's much difference between our culture telling women to cover their breasts and other cultures telling them to co...

Old people sex, ewwww!

One of the things that scares me about getting old is the idea that a lot of old people lose their sexuality. Not sixty and seventy year ol...

Pride.

(This is a lot more utopian than I usually swing, and I'm not entirely sure I agree with myself here or how implementation wouldn't ...

Ooh baby.

Today at the supermarket there was a woman ahead of me in line with a baby girl who looked about nine months or a year old. The kid was cut...

The Porn Myth.

Bruno sent me this article by Naomi Wolf on how porn may be changing sexuality. This is one of the rare cases where I can't go "f...

Cosmocking: July '09!

Pink cover! Lauren Conrad! The weird super-high-with-super-low-cutout shape of her neckline makes it looks like her boobs are down around ...

Embracing saddlebacking.

I don't know why the idea of kids having oral or anal sex to be "abstinent" and stay "virgins" is quite such a subje...

CC Obsession Watch.

A fun thing to drop into casual conversation: "yeah, so apparently getting your cervix bumped is pretty unpleasant for women." I b...

When the good guys cross the line.

So there's a group in Washington State called WhoSigned.org that states it will publish the names, zip codes, and possibly addresses of...

Disgusting sex toy story.

So I'm at the sex store to pick up some basic needs, and they've got a clearance rack with really, really cheap stuff. Hey! Ben wa ...

Sex blogger completely forgets mission statement, posts vacation slideshow

Out of 6 planned ghost towns, 2 were impossible to find, 1 was located on private property, and the 3 I visited were not properly "ghos...