Dammit, Lance Part 3: COMMIES!

Okay, I know I need to go on a Twisty Faster post diet before I get all bloated with self-satisfied strawman rage, but I gotta do the commen...

Dammit, Lance Part 2: Twisty Liberates Babies From Their Cribs!

Good ol' Lance found me a ripe one: Twisty Faster slightly further off the deep end than normal. (Maybe she's kidding, kind of? I...

Dammit, Lance Part 1: Men are scum!

Via Lance, "Seven Lies Every Guy Tells , in Glamour magazine. Apparently men do secretly hate women, to judge from this. 2. "I...

Lone Troops Overseas, FUCK YEAH!

Today, going through junk salvaged from my parents' house, I found my old Girl Scout uniform! It still fits! (sort of) ...Man, I never ...

Regender!

Here's a cool online tool (which I believe I originally heard about from figleaf ): Regender! It takes any webpage and flops all the g...

Cute Coworker Continues to Confuse.

So now there's hugging. Hugging has to be beyond the pale, right? I mean, you don't just come up with flimsy excuses to hug a girl...

On Fat.

I am not a goddess. I am not a porker. [All links are NWS images.] Fat belly. I am not less a person or less sexual than a thin woman. I c...

Twilight.

(Spoilers. If you care, stop reading this blog, it's for people over 18.) Last night, (for shits and giggles with a couple of hard-core...

Picture time!

Still not Officially Awesome, but considerable improvement on a 1-inch circle at 10 yards: (More fun image removed because someone was a poo...

Safe!

Two things I encounter every workday: 1) Extremely violent mentally ill and/or intoxicated people, most of them much bigger than me. 2) Sign...

It's right there!

Add to my list of things I just don't understand: the apparent running cultural joke about "finding the clitoris." Isn't ...

Does Twisty Faster Advocate The Violent Overthrow of the United States Government?

Okay, I'm still doing this post , but as promised, I've gotten to the comments. There are 155 of the damn things and most of them a...

The most significant stupid goth t-shirt EVER.

I always get the most interesting comments and mail when I'm a snarky bitch to someone else's writing. You guys are such jerks. Th...

Full Circle.

I saw Benny today. And somehow, we enacted the exact reverse of how we started out. In the beginning, I was needy and he was rejecting--I ...

FYI.

I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue. ...I never actually gathered what that has to do with oral sex, but anyway.

Ooh, I'll play along!

Sometimes I feel so good, it feels strange to be grouchy. Today was so beautiful; the sun was glorious, the earth smelled fresh, the seeds ...

"The Paramedics."

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Math.

Yesterday Cute Coworker and I mathematically worked out that in any group with equal numbers of heterosexual men and women, both sexes must ...

Cosmocking: April '09!

Orange cover! Ashley Tisdale! In orange clothing, so she's kind of a floating head! Okay, I think I finally have conclusive proof that...

Pubic Irony.

It's kinda funny to me when people talk about shaved pubes being suggestive of prepubescence, because I've shaved mine since about a...

Nothing to hide.

I've finally gotten to the point in my life where it's okay for me to be sexual. My roommate doesn't mind if I have random dude...

Obsession.

Being with Cute Coworker is making me insane with stifled lust, but I don't want to ask for a reassignment or even ask him to tone it do...

Mystery porn.

Someone mailed me an enormous catalog of gay porn. Not emailed, physically mailed to my house. I'm really hoping this was unrelated to...

*the noise the dog makes when you throw a treat on the floor but tell her to stay*

Cute Coworker: "I think everyone's got some kind of secret fetish, right?" Me: "Well, apparently you do." So we lau...

Articles people sent me.

[previous post deleted because upon further consideration, I was wrong] George Will: Prudes at Dinner, Gluttons in Bed The gist of this arti...