Single-serving friends.

The problem with one-night stands is that when they're bad you realize you shouldn't have done it at all, and when they're good ...

Everything you always wanted to know about EVIL GAYS.

I'm at my Grandma's house on the East Coast for the week. Doesn't mean I won't get laid, just that it will require stunnin...

Unprotected.

Last night Alan and I fucked skin on skin. It was the first time for both of us. There was so much fear. You're sure you're on th...

Tipping point.

There's a moment in Alan's fucking when he stops playing with me and he starts using me to come. His rhythm shifts from soft-hard-t...

Random Urge.

I spent all of last night (when I wasn't working) fantasizing about giving Alan a really long blowjob while he just kicked back, watched...

And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying,

Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, and good will towards men.

Quantity.

I've noticed that penis-enlargement emails often also advertise products to increase your semen volume. I thought this was completely r...

"Hir" does nothing for me.

Sometimes, when I'm already in a dreamy sort of mood, just the words "he" and "she" can be a thrill. The man I have...

I forgive you, really.

I wish Alan wouldn't apologize for having orgasms. "Oh yeah, oh yeah, OHHHHHHH... oh no, crap, I'm so sorry." He'll sa...

So close to romantic.

Alan: "I'd never pay for sex." "Aww..." "Because I like money more than I like sex." Benny: "It'...

Squeamishness.

Man, I keep looking through my google referral logs and cum swallowing is by far the number one query. Or specifically, distaste for cum s...

Just another night with Benny.

The razor burn was still ugly when Benny saw it, but he's not a squeamish man; he tied my legs open, spread rubbing alcohol on the burn,...

Augh!

Date with Benny tonight. Last time he didn't enjoy that my crotch was stubbly so I endeavored to get a truly clean shave for him tonigh...

Toys.

I own far too many sex toys. • A really cheap little flogger. It's stingy as hell because the tails are too small, and I'd really l...

Anal Paradox.

Finger in butt = ugh. Penis in butt = ooh. I think this has discouraged a tragic number of people from trying butt play. Because if somethi...

Cuddles.

I'm a fan of cuddles. I sometimes worry that there's something possessive or emotionally needy or demanding about asking a boy for ...

Size.

To answer the perennial Truth or Dare question: size matters tremendously if you're a double hand amputee. Otherwise, eh. All things b...

My Hobby:

Putting lurid sexual fantasies through Babelfish until they are awesome . The three of us, who are in the room, take our shots, turn off the...

Addicted.

I just figured out how to do LiveJournal-style cuts so I can make really long posts without drowning my front page in a Wall of Text! Very ...

D'oh.

Not Levora. Aviane. (generic for Alesse; 0.1 mg levonorgestrol, 20 µg ethinyl estradiol). Because it wasn't actually Levora the docto...

Controlled.

I just stated on the Pill. (Levora, 30 µg ethinyl estradiol and 0.15mg levonorgestrel, I've anecdotally heard that it's less likel...

Ugly.

It may be surprising to the 0.1% of my readership that doesn't know me personally, but for all the fucking I do, I'm kinda ugly. I...

Oops.

The condom came off. Alan and I were fucking around, trying different positions, and at some point we noticed that things felt different . ...

Sounding.

Phonebuddy Bruce just told me that he uses a sound on himself. I am impressed. For anyone who doesn't know, a sound is a thin metal rod...

How to swallow cum.

My google search logs contain the following phrases: dudes that swallow cum "how to swallow cum" cum though my nose how to blowjob...

Stormy Weather.

It snowed while I was working the graveyard shift. I got my last patient woken up for the morning and when I went outside the world was whi...

Assfucked!

Welp, today I lost my anal virginity. (My last "virginity" of even slight consequence. I guess I'm a Woman now. I feel so d...

Eventually I'll have nothing to lose.

When I get famous cure cancer I'll write my autobiography and put all the sex stuff in.

Just a roleplayer.

I was reading some online BDSM communities and I was shocked how much discussion there was on this point: "It's not a real punishme...