Handrails.

"Why are all handrails roughly the diameter of a penis?" Kevin asked me once. "Because that's the size a hand goes around...

Skinny bimbos.

I showed Alan the (awesome) Honky-Tonk Badonkadonk video. "Eugh," he said. "Now I'll have nightmares of skinny white gi...

Back to Front.

One of my favorite positions to be in (actually having sex or just messin' around) is back to front. It's a selfish thing; I can...

Yom Kippur Festivities.

It's Yom Kippur, a day on which I should not have eaten, drunk, worn leather, bathed, or had sex. Oops? Alan and I did it four times. ...

History of Fantasy, Part 4.

It gets even goofier. Because on the top floor of the sex tower, there is no horsefucking, no double fistrape, no cumbaths, just a little go...

History of Fantasy, Part 3.

Around age 15, I started the story that I'm still continuing today. It is hilariously geeky but grows progressively darker; I actually ...

History of Fantasy, Part 2.

Right around puberty, when I realized that "sex with yourself" and "that thing I do" were the same thing, my fantasies t...

History of Fantasy, Part 1.

The earliest quasi-sexual fantasy I can remember having was when I was maybe seven or eight years old. I loved the scenes in Saturday morni...

Or am I fooling myself because I like it?

"Am I doing this because I'm a little bit messed up?" is a separate question from "Does that make it wrong?"

Even Mr. Rogers!

When I was a kid I was always amazed to think that men had penises under their clothes at all times. Walking down the street, playing footb...

Perspective.

Both boys are busy. I won't get any all weekend! When you've been five whole entire days without sex and you come to the crushing r...

Hard Limit.

There are a lot of things I won't do, sexually. They fall into a few categories: -Things I've never tried and know I never will--24...

Feet.

Possibly the most innocuous fetish in the world. About a third of people (well, of people who tell me their fetishes, which is an awfully b...

Switching.

Benny and I switch. He's probably a little better at topping than me, and I'm a bit more comfortable bottoming. We're really b...

Another Side of Me.

Saturday night. Monday morning. Sometimes it feels strange to be two people. I wouldn't want to be either one of them full-time though....

Healthy Flesh.

Last night, in between all-out bouts of sex (and America's Deadliest Women's Prisons ), I looked over Alan's whole body. Creepi...

Adventure!

The first time I showed Brandon my toy bag (it's a hospital logo tote. kinkay!) his response was "I thought you had to be married ...

Shouldn't that be "ribbed for his or her pleasure"?

Every time I buy condoms, I get the ultra-thin Extra Sensation ones. Every time a guy I sleep with has condoms, they're always the ...

Silly.

The first time I touched a guy's penis, my first thought was "Oh! It's just skin!" I don't know what the hell I'd...

Gang aft agley.

One of the fun parts of having a regular sex life (still a novelty to me! I had one at about 15-16, then a massive drought until a few mont...

Holy of Holies.

(My real-life friends are NOT ALLOWED to click the links in this post, okay? Also med school admissions boards. Seriously, doctor-picker d...

Early Experiences.

(I don't agree at all with the idea this conversation might imply; I think hitty-sex is perfectly normal and healthy. Mostly because I ...

The Girls.

The second most NWS part of my body. They're different; the left one is bigger and the right one is pinker. They have areolae so white ...

Why is this man sexy?

(Besides linking to me twice in a week. That is very sexy but I was actually going to post about him before he went and did that. Honest! ...

Losin' It.

This is the story of how I lost my virginity. Not how I first had intercourse; that was not really a life-changing event, just a minor mile...

Abstinence.

An ad came on the radio from the Washington State Department of Health. It was a bunch of teenage voices saying things like "Because I...

Bragging Right.

"I'm so edgy, my kinks are still in the DSM!"

This should be an essay, but I'm... concise.

You know when people talk about sex as a thing that women give to men? Or even more egregiously, a finite thing, so that if a woman gives t...

Some drink to remember, some drink to forget.

I've never had sex drunk. Maybe tipsy? One or two glasses into the night. Never, even once, when I was beyond the legal driving limit...

Fist Up To The Wrist

So here's a (extremely NWS and surrounded by obnoxious porn ads) fun video: Rockbitch in concert! Wow, they... uh, they sure went quickl...