Single-serving friends.

The problem with one-night stands is that when they're bad you realize you shouldn't have done it at all, and when they're good ...

Everything you always wanted to know about EVIL GAYS.

I'm at my Grandma's house on the East Coast for the week. Doesn't mean I won't get laid, just that it will require stunnin...

Unprotected.

Last night Alan and I fucked skin on skin. It was the first time for both of us. There was so much fear. You're sure you're on th...

Tipping point.

There's a moment in Alan's fucking when he stops playing with me and he starts using me to come. His rhythm shifts from soft-hard-t...

Random Urge.

I spent all of last night (when I wasn't working) fantasizing about giving Alan a really long blowjob while he just kicked back, watched...

And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying,

Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, and good will towards men.

Quantity.

I've noticed that penis-enlargement emails often also advertise products to increase your semen volume. I thought this was completely r...

"Hir" does nothing for me.

Sometimes, when I'm already in a dreamy sort of mood, just the words "he" and "she" can be a thrill. The man I have...

I forgive you, really.

I wish Alan wouldn't apologize for having orgasms. "Oh yeah, oh yeah, OHHHHHHH... oh no, crap, I'm so sorry." He'll sa...

So close to romantic.

Alan: "I'd never pay for sex." "Aww..." "Because I like money more than I like sex." Benny: "It'...

Squeamishness.

Man, I keep looking through my google referral logs and cum swallowing is by far the number one query. Or specifically, distaste for cum s...

Just another night with Benny.

The razor burn was still ugly when Benny saw it, but he's not a squeamish man; he tied my legs open, spread rubbing alcohol on the burn,...

Augh!

Date with Benny tonight. Last time he didn't enjoy that my crotch was stubbly so I endeavored to get a truly clean shave for him tonigh...

Toys.

I own far too many sex toys. • A really cheap little flogger. It's stingy as hell because the tails are too small, and I'd really l...

Anal Paradox.

Finger in butt = ugh. Penis in butt = ooh. I think this has discouraged a tragic number of people from trying butt play. Because if somethi...

Cuddles.

I'm a fan of cuddles. I sometimes worry that there's something possessive or emotionally needy or demanding about asking a boy for ...

Size.

To answer the perennial Truth or Dare question: size matters tremendously if you're a double hand amputee. Otherwise, eh. All things b...

My Hobby:

Putting lurid sexual fantasies through Babelfish until they are awesome . The three of us, who are in the room, take our shots, turn off the...

Addicted.

I just figured out how to do LiveJournal-style cuts so I can make really long posts without drowning my front page in a Wall of Text! Very ...

D'oh.

Not Levora. Aviane. (generic for Alesse; 0.1 mg levonorgestrol, 20 µg ethinyl estradiol). Because it wasn't actually Levora the docto...

Controlled.

I just stated on the Pill. (Levora, 30 µg ethinyl estradiol and 0.15mg levonorgestrel, I've anecdotally heard that it's less likel...

Ugly.

It may be surprising to the 0.1% of my readership that doesn't know me personally, but for all the fucking I do, I'm kinda ugly. I&...

Oops.

The condom came off. Alan and I were fucking around, trying different positions, and at some point we noticed that things felt different . ...

Sounding.

Phonebuddy Bruce just told me that he uses a sound on himself. I am impressed. For anyone who doesn't know, a sound is a thin metal rod...

How to swallow cum.

My google search logs contain the following phrases: dudes that swallow cum "how to swallow cum" cum though my nose how to blowjob...

Stormy Weather.

It snowed while I was working the graveyard shift. I got my last patient woken up for the morning and when I went outside the world was whi...

Assfucked!

Welp, today I lost my anal virginity. (My last "virginity" of even slight consequence. I guess I'm a Woman now. I feel so d...

Eventually I'll have nothing to lose.

When I get famous cure cancer I'll write my autobiography and put all the sex stuff in.

Just a roleplayer.

I was reading some online BDSM communities and I was shocked how much discussion there was on this point: "It's not a real punishme...

Mom.

I casually mentioned sleeping over at Alan's to my mom. I didn't think it would be a problem--she knows we've been together for...

"For relief of sore muscles."

You know you're having a tough week when you use your "back massager" on your actual back.

Dialing Chicago.

I've been fucking Bruce longer than Brandon or Jon, but I've never met him. He called me up out of the blue one day and we talked f...

Dream.

I dreamt that I was in a motel room naked on a bed with two men. One was normal-looking, even cute, and the other was deformed--giant and c...

It's not the flu.

I had a sore throat today, and for the longest time I couldn't figure out why. I wasn't congested, I wasn't feverish, I hadn...

Goodnight Kiss.

Went over to Alan's tonight, but due to a horrible misunderstanding ("I thought you were going to bring a box!" "I though...

"If I do say so myself."

I think one of my main assets in bed is that I'm really good at making the person fucking me feel like they're incredible in bed. N...

Snarking Cosmo.

I'm in an easy-target sort of mood. (I'll break my agonizing nearly-two-week dry spell tonight and then we can go back to horny det...

Woof.

I've attempted doggy-style (that's an icky name, by the way) sex with three different men and not one has succeeded. I'm not su...

I don't expect sympathy.

"Hi babe, it's Holly, just wondering if..." "I'm down in Tacoma with my parents for Thanksgiving. I'll be back u...

Marriage.

My parents didn't marry until a couple years ago. They've lived together for thirty years, worn rings for each other, raised me and...

Thanks.

I can't move right now. That's not some kinky bondage thing; it's my sister's cooking. She put two sticks of butter in the...

Welcome.

The first time Benny tied me up, I had my underwear on. I hadn't brought my toybag, so we were stuck with what he had--toy handcuffs an...

Self-portrait with rope and no face.

Small tits, big arms, a hogtie Houdini would break a sweat on, and goodwill towards men. Oh, and if you stop breathing I know five different...

Full Frontal Feminism.

I just read Jessica Valenti's Full Frontal Feminism , an eminently reasonable and plain-spoken explanation of why young women today sti...

New Rope!

I bought new rope! Lovely soft slinky silvery snakey rope! Sexy rope! Beautiful rope!

I just say "yes" and talk about Alan, but I'm a coward.

"So, do you have a boyfriend?" my coworkers ask me. They're just making idle chitchat. But to give the honest answer ("...

"How To Swallow Cum, Even Though You Hate It!"

This is kind of insane. Mean snarky comments on some of the weirder ones: 2. "Sharp sensation"? I've never blown someone who...

Birthdays.

"Wow, seems like everyone has a birthday in November. What's nine months before that? February? Why are people fucking in Februa...

Naked Time.

When I go over to Alan's house, we haven't seen each other in days, maybe even a week, so of course we have to have sex right away. ...

Terms of Endearment.

"Cocksucker." "Asshole." "Slut." "Pervert." "Whore." "Pig." "Cum dumpster.&...

FEAR.

I got photographed for something called "The FEAR Project", about sexual assault. I didn't really mean to; they had a tent up...

Shirt.

When I was very young, a friend of mine told me that the first time you have sex with a guy, he gives you his shirt. It's a ritual, she...

Snapshots.

It's all reducible to still frames. There was motion in reality, but it was mostly back and forth, and there were words, but they were ...

(They're software developers.)

"Welp, I better wash up before I go out with the guys." "Yeah. Wouldn't want them to smell all that pussy on you." ...

Hite.

I've been reading Shere Hite's The Hite Report about female sexuality. It's interesting, but I'm amazed how little of it a...

Outside the codes.

I wish our words for emotions weren't package deals. I wish "love" meant "really like." Because I love Alan. I do...

Birthday!

I'm twenty-two years old today! Hot damn! Had some hot damn pre-birthday sex, too. Alan is the Lotus Elise of lovers--he only does on...

Of course, sex is a mutual decision and not something the woman makes the man "earn." Right?

I've worked 33 hours over the last three days. 33 goddamn hours of lifting and turning and pushing and pulling the hundred-plus-pound d...

Taming the fantasy (to death).

I want to be raped. Okay, now, I don't want to be raped by a stranger , they might have diseases or something and they might smell funny...

You know how it is?

I very often have the feeling that I'm faking an orgasm at the exact moment that I am also having an orgasm.

Sister's Doin' it for Herself.

Masturbation is interesting only because it's everything about sex that doesn't matter. It's all the physical pleasure and rele...

Like a shark, can't hold still.

Is it possible to have the same sex and still enjoy it? Can you do it with no novelty in technique or dynamics and get anything out of it? ...

Prisoner of Love.

I got to Jon's house, said hi, and started taking off my boots. "Take off your socks too," he said. I did. "Face the do...

Casting the first stone.

"Come on, why are we judging her? You and I, we've both put things up our asses." "Yeah, but not five Sharpies ..."...

Hitting the wall.

The difficulty with keeping a personal sex blog, I'm finding out, is that sex isn't really all that interesting. How many variation...

Laid-back friendly casual whipping.

Benny got some new toys. A very mean and pinchy set of nipple clamps (holy crap do I love that feeling), and a riding whip. It's like ...

Anticipation.

"I might get laid tonight" is a much, much sexier thought than "I know I'll get laid tonight."

Young Love.

When I was fifteen, my twenty-one-year-old boyfriend told me he loved me. In hindsight I still believe it. It wasn't a very mature and...