"So, do you have a boyfriend?" my coworkers ask me. They're just making idle chitchat. But to give the honest answer ("Two!") would make people extremely uncomfortable and could lose me my job if it's seen as an inappropriately sexual disclosure.
("Girlfriend, actually" probably wouldn't get me fired, but I bet it would lead to awkwardness.)
It's such an intrusive question anyway. Not that I mind sharing with the world, but when people clearly don't want me to share too much... then why are they asking me about my sex life?
Yeah, "boyfriend" is as much a social thing as a sexual one, but if I say I have social relationships with two guys and leave the rest tastefully implied, I still don't think that's gonna fly.
Why is a girl with one boyfriend dating him, and a girl with two boyfriends fucking them?
I just say "yes" and talk about Alan, but I'm a coward.
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