"How To Swallow Cum, Even Though You Hate It!"

This is kind of insane.
Mean snarky comments on some of the weirder ones:

2. "Sharp sensation"? I've never blown someone who ejaculated Drano.
5. Yes, it would be far more comfortable to do something that will make the blowjob last five freaking hours.
8. Ewwwwwww. It does taste kind of like mucus I admit, but is "sweet mucus" really an improvement there?
18. Won't it come out my nose?
22. Good God, they're trying to make receiving blowjobs into an entire lifestyle. "Sorry, I can't have that, it's not on my blowjob diet."
36. This explains that scene in Spider-Man.
42. This is awesome.
47. Urk.
61. And if your scrotum was full of donuts, this would make sense!
63. No one tell Jon about this one. He likes to do this kind of shit. I mean, I like it, but still. He doesn't need more ideas on how to push my gag reflex.
77. And while you're at it, try not to get any semen down your duct of Bellini! It's a bitch to clean it out of there.
82. Semen is alkaline because the vagina is acidic. (Ladies: if you find yourself fizzing after sex, this is why.) It has to be or babies would not get conceived. So no, "bleachiness" is not possibly something you can correct. It's a feature, not a bug!
97. URK.

Anyway, I never really needed a special diet or technique, because I'm not high-maintainence and prissy and disgusted by healthy human biology just pretty laid-back about it. The only goofy thing I tend to do is kiss him right after. Because I like my boys to be unprissy as well.

Sex is like camping--it's a lot more fun if you don't care how dirty it gets. No one likes that one girl who puts makeup on in the tent and whines when there's no place to plug in her hair straightener.