Eek!

I'm supposed to go hiking with my mom and her friends and my sister tomorrow, and I packed a tank top and shorts. Those were the ONLY clothes I packed.

I forgot that I still have bruises on my shoulders and thighs! Augh!

I guess I just, um, ran into a door and fell down the stairs. Oh well. I might look like a weirdo, but I don't think any non-kinky person would guess I was a SEX weirdo just because I look like I was in a tumble dryer full of rocks.