What I Learned From Google Analytics.

I put Google Analytics on this blog to track the traffic, partly for fun and partly to feed my narcisism. Because if I were estimating my own readership, I'd say it consists of Dorkiewitch, Aebhel, Bruno, and a startlingly diverse array of people named Sam. (The new "I'm big in Japan" is "I'm big with Sams.")

But apparently no, apparently 247 different people have read this thing a total of 1593 times. Which is by web standards very close to zero, but it's a lot for little ol' me. Here's some fun things I learned about them: (disclaimer: these may all be robot hits or something, I have no way of knowing how many are real people actually reading)

-I've gotten hits from around the world, mainly the US, Europe, and Australia, but with at least one hit from Saudi Arabia, Ecuador, Thailand, Turkey, Argentina, Peru, and India.

-Within the US, the most Pervocratic states are Washington, New York, Virginia, and California. I have no hits in New Mexico despite knowing someone in Los Alamos reads this, so I'm not sure what's up with that. There are a lot of hits from Arizona though. Maybe that's her.

-Of people who visit this site, 77% are repeat visitors. 21% have been here more than 50 times. 3% have been more than 100 times, and I'm fairly sure that 3% is mostly me.

-My top referring site is figleaf's awesome Real Adult Sex, followed by my own Livejournal.

-Someone del.icio.us'ed the page with pictures of my vagina. You're kinda creepy, someone. Unless you're, like, a Vagina Monologues feminist, then... I guess it's okay? I sort of think Vagina Monologues is creepy, though.

-Search keywords used to find this page include:
•"did it four times" (We sure did, buddy.)
•"touched a guy's" (This person is either young, or looking for young.)
•"blogspot masturbation or masturbate -mental -intellectual -teen -amateur" (Very specific.)
•"flaccid when bottoming" (Valid question, but sorry, I'm not what you're looking for.)
•"grope his cock" (Good idea!)
•"http://pervocracy.blogspot.com" (That's not how you use a search engine.)
•"nympho "catch his breath"" (Huh.)
•"read erotic paragraph lust thrust the cock" (Huh.)
•"she my catheter tied bdsm" (HUH.)