Not dead!

Okay, it's definitely not appendicitis and it's most likely not Flesh-Eating Parasitic Hellbeast Disease either. Probably a kidney ...

The sicks.

I have a wicked stomachache and a low fever. Is this: A) Appendicitis or something horrible, go to the hospital B) Gastroenteritis or the f...

No sex please, I'm a complete twit.

There was a time, when I was very young, when I thought of the New York Times as a very authoritative newspaper, a paper run by grownups who...

Pining for apocalypse.

Apocalypse stories area always a little popular, aren't they? Whether it's nuclear war or pandemic or zombies, the upshot is the sa...

TWIFI: Porn Comments!

Sometimes I feel bad doing the Twisty posts, because she's not much of a real-life threat, is she? The effects of sexism can be felt in...

TFIFI: Porn!

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In so many words.

For the longest time I agonized about how to say certain things. How do you ask a boy if he likes you? How do you ask for freaky things in...

Best Friend Rape Prevention.

One of the ongoing kerfuffles in Internet Feminism is the idea of rape prevention advice. On the one hand, it's good to know anything t...

Various quick thoughts.

-I know it's supposed to be insulting to women and juvenile and stuff, but "The Shocker" seems like it would actually feel pre...

Search Term... Sightseeing Journey! Part III.

cissplaining Although I have never heard this term before, I instantly understand the meaning, and the meaning has something to do with &quo...

A Bad Thing.

[For several obvious reasons, there can't be details here.] A Bad Thing happened at work. Which is no surprise; my work by definition i...

Shoes.

I was feeling really happy earlier this morning. My life is better than I ever thought it would be. I've got a fun job, I live in a gr...

Secretary.

First, a quick link: this is COMPLETELY FUCKED. I'm not going to write a full entry on it, because other bloggers have said a lot alre...

Withholding.

Fox News: Reasons Women Withhold Sex. I think I'm about done with the phrase "withhold sex." In fact, I'd be okay not usi...

Locus of control.

Okay, sleep deprivation temporarily resolved, back to putting effort into this blog. Apologies for the less-effort, I know it's been sh...

Jokes not very many people will get.

Do I make a lot of noise during sex? Baby, I yelp, wail, and T3.

Theory.

Fucking sleep deprivation. This evening wasn't a matter of getting laid or not, it was a matter of pulling off my road and sleeping in ...

What's the opposite of "sour grapes?" Greener grass, maybe.

It's 4 AM. I have to get up for work at 6 AM. (FML and all that. But I slept all day, so it's not as bad as it could be, this is ...

Cosmocking: July '10! - Part 2!

Gprzlytmfff. Awake again! I'm still adjusting to the graveyard schedule, as probably shows just a teensy bit lately. Anyway, back on ...

Cosmocking: July '10! - Part 1!

White cover! We just had a white cover in April, I'll never figure these things out! Shakira, wearing a doily! Seriously, the top isn...

OkStupid.

OkCupid (I know, I know, but 98% of my social life is coordinated online, so it seems stupid to say "online dating is for losers!"...

Do you really want to know the answer to that?

If you ask me to lick your butt, and we have that sort of relationship and you're very very clean there, I will. But if you then ask me...

Quick note on prettiness.

The best thing about feeling pretty isn't the ability to get laid. (Although that's a close and rather important second.) The best...

The Nice Guy's Guide to Realizing You're Not That Nice.

I have people to do and things to be (and I slept really late... like 5 PM late), so all I have is a link, but it's Lore Sjoberg, so it&...

Pretty.

Being around kinky people tends to make me feel pretty. Which is not something I feel around normal people; there's some part of my bra...

Not-friends with only one benefit.

Dorkiewitch sent me this article, and it is amazing. I was uncertain if EzineArticles should be completely beneath my notice, to be honest...

The Pleasure Factor.

One of my coworkers is expecting a son, and she was talking about her decision to have him circumcised. All of the men in the department, c...

The Fear.

I get a little bit terrified when I know I'm going to have sex later. When I was younger, it was stomach-churning (literally; I lost 15...

Short Essays from the ER.

These aren't sexy, sorry, but I just wanted a place to write them. Gray Goo One part of my job is taking patients to CT scans. I move t...

Objects of lust.

Today is Buy A Sex Toy Day! I've done bad sex toy mockeries a couple times , so here are some sex toys that sound awesome and that I wo...