Dream.

Okay, first of all, catch the Olympic fever!

Secondly: last night I had a dream that I was giving birth. I had been in denial about being pregnant until I went into labor, when I had to go to the hospital and shamefacedly tell them that I hadn't had any medical care and had no idea who the father was. So they stuck me in OB Triage, where I ran into my best friend--who had done everything "right" with the pregnancy and had her boyfriend there holding her hand the whole way.

That's not the weird part. The weird part is that various Pervocracy commenters kept dropping by to tell me what an idiot I was and how can you not know that you're pregnant and can you even guess about the father and what are you doing to this poor baby.

You guys are total jerks in Dreamland.