NaNoWriMo!

I'm getting a jump start on my NaNoWriMo project today. It was supposed to be an erotic novel, but four pages in it's turning into ...

Small Circles.

Sometimes I feel like half of the population is perverts. It's really amazing how many people, once you get to where they're comfor...

On Stereotypes.

I can always find my jacket really easily when I leave a fetish meetup, because I wear a brown leather jacket.

Keeping it in the bedroom.

I had a Very Bad, No Good, Horrible Terrible day at work today. I don't mean "late on TPS reports" bad, I mean that I was spa...

Very important tip.

Brush your teeth. Not just right before dates but all the time. And use mouthwash. And mints. I can't count the number of times I tho...

Reality.

The other night, I had dinner with witches and goddesses, masters and slaves, 40-year-old little girls and human dogs. It was really just c...

Why I'm not a hooker.

The difference between sex and. prostitution isn't just that money gets exchanged. A prostitute accepts money in lieu of having his/her...

10 tips for having sex with women.

1. Women are rather submissive, and will appreciate a bit of take-charge in your attitude, from a little extra firmness in your touch to sho...

I started writing a really thoughtful essay, but I got stuck, so.

If you've had sex with everyone your partners have had sex with, I've had sex with a chinchilla. (Making it even worse: I learned th...

Worth 1000 words.

(With thanks to Unix-Jedi by way of LabRat.)

Pervert.

Kinky people habitually refer to themselves as "perverts"; it's sort of a half-joke, a bit of reclaimed persecution, the "...

Blood.

I love seeing my own blood. Not because it's the life being drained out of me, but because it's a tiny fraction of the life that...

Straight Pride World Wide!

Shorter Atomic_Fungus : "Straight pride is no better or worse than gay pride... EXCEPT IT'S WAY BETTER BECAUSE GAYS ARE DISEASED PE...

Old.

Shit, I'm going to be twenty-four in a few weeks. I went to a bar the other night--a classy place, nice neighborhood pub, not some dive...

Breasts want to be free!

The controversy over breastfeeding in public weirds me out a little. Of course I'm for it--do we really want to make women feed their b...

Straight Pride.

I saw a little girl today wearing a "Straight Pride" sweatshirt. She was maybe 10 or 11. Shit, you don't even know if you'...

R-71.

There's a referendum in Washington State right now about whether to extend "everything but marriage" rights to same-sex partne...

Spot the Cosmo: Answers!

BAAC. Braaaiiiins scared me by getting it on very first comment, but no one else had a perfect score. Lessons learned: -It was far more dif...

Spot the Cosmo!

November Cosmo is out, and this month I'm Cosmocking a little differently. Each of the following segments will have two fake quotes tha...

Nappy headed ho.

You may have noticed from my photos that I have lovely thick, wavy red hair. Yeah, that's basically horseshit. What I have--really--is ...

A quiet Sunday afternoon on craigslist.

Looking for crazy on craigslist is like looking for D&D players at a fetish convention. Of all the easy targets, this is the easiest, a...

Piercing Bleg Followup.

Salt water helped dramatically. Thanks to everyone who suggested it! Check out my ear being not-gross! (The tacky mystery-metal Piercing P...

Why women have sex.

Because, dude, have you ever tried it? It's, like, amazing . It's difficult to expand that to book-length, though, so instead we g...

Descriptive and prescriptive feminism.

We're lucky we're not anglerfish. (For those not biology geeks: the male anglerfish is a fraction the size of the female, and early...

Underutilization.

I should really stop buying solo sex toys and porn. I always disappoint myself. I get all excited about the new Triple Whirring Butthole S...

A Strange Kinship.

The Kinky Crafters' Munch was, by far, the most enjoyable munch I've ever been to. I think it's because it wasn't about sex....

Pervocracy Stew.

How long has it been since I last posted fun pictures? Too long! So for your brief amusement, my butt , my boobs and pinchy things and hoo...

Piercing Bleg.

I'm asking here because I--being some sort of stereotyping jerk--figure maybe perverts would know about piercings. I got my earlobes pie...

Inevitable, really.

Of course you can buy a pale dildo that retains cold and SPARKLES.

Common knowledge.

It's very weird to discover, entirely by accident during an awkward conversational turn, that a completely conventional-seeming fortyish...