Keywords.

Under the cut, because it's longish, some keywords people have used to find this blog recently.


how to swallow cum
This was the number one search term (except for the Internet handle of one of the commenters... do you search yourself or do you have a stalker, Dorkie?). Anyway, apparently this is something that requires a tutorial. Okay:

Step one: do licky sucky slurpy things to a penis for a nice long time.
Step two: when he makes funny noises, stuff is about to come out
Step three: when stuff comes out, swallow it.

Are we clear now, Internet?

cum swallow blog
Come on now, seriously, there can't be that much to say about it.

I could keep on going with the cum swallowing, it seriously makes up like two thirds of my search engine hits. (And every time I type "cum swallowing" in this post I get a few more. Cum swallowing cum swallowing cum swallowing.)

does swallowing cum make you pregnant
This was more than one person. Let's hear it for abstinence education, folks!

masturbated by sister
What? No. I did not do this. Ew.

urethra fucking
I did not do this either. But if you don't value your sanity, look up "Amazing Ty" (LINK NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR THE HUMAN SPIRIT) and marvel.

"bruno gets laid"
...It's like the title of a children's story. Bruno the bear goes to the circus and then he sees the elephants and the clowns and then he sees the lady bears, oh yeahhhh.

"hit my cervix" inches cock
About six and a half, but it depends on the position.

"metal rod" "my urethra" orgasm -eunuch
I'm bothered by that last search term. I'd ask if it was really necessary... but I'm guessing it was. Freakin' Internet.

dilbert "unless i get hit by a bus"
:)

"figleaf "my partner" -"having sat with" -"fig leaf" -"a figleaf" -"the figleaf" -"figleaf of" -"figleaf for" -gourd -hollyhock"
What?

help with self swallowing cum
Either stretching exercises, or a Dixie Cup.

holly lesbian
Mom! I told you I'm seeing a man now!

is it safe for a girl to eat cum of a man medically
No. It's not. And that is why nearly every straight woman over 18 is dead. Jeez.

mira sky map
Whoa. I don't know how you got here from there. Sorry about that.

shark swallow cum
...WHAT?

woman seeking tpe with face fucking
No.

swalow cum
ur doin it rong

what to expect when you swallow cum
Dammit, it is just not that complicated! Nothing happens! It is not difficult! Nothing happens! IT IS LIKE EATING SNOT, OKAY? SNOT FROM A PENIS. AND IT DOES NOT DO ANYTHING. IT IS JUST HAPPY PENIS SNOT IT IS VERY SIMPLE NOW LEAVE ME ALONE.