Okay, so apparently Benny was merely suffering from a proportional discrepancy with his enormous Sasquatch body, because he is somewhat over six inches. Which puts Alan at... at least seven.
This means that I have never been with a dude who was rocking less than six inches of little dude.
Damn.
I guess I shouldn't post anything about "size doesn't matter," because it seems I'd have no way of knowing. I'm so spoiled.
Evil Plot Backfires!
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