Guinea Pig Hump.

I have two guinea pigs. (They are CUTE little FUZZIES and I LOVE them. Just FYI.) Sometimes they hump. This bothers me a bit, partly bec...

Buffybuffybuffybuffy!

I love Buffy The Vampire Slayer. I'm a little too old for "fandom" in all its weird Internet forms, but I love Buffy. The &...

MY STANDARDS.

Something I see quite often on the Internet and occasionally in real life: the people who are the biggest beggars (in terms of sexual partne...

Self-conscious.

One of the few signs that I've grown in recent months: I've finally stopped critiquing my own appearance in front of potential or ac...

The Magical Butt Clench.

If I clench my glutes together very hard, it causes a really pleasurable sensation. It's too tight and awkward a contraction to sustain...

Misperception.

I've got a few vanilla friends who don't know all the details of my sex life but have gathered that it's somehow unconventional....

Figleaf!

Today I met Figleaf and I'm about to go out but I just wanted to mention that he is a fascinating person and runs a fascinating blog an...

TWIFI, The Inevitable Sequel: Comments!

Twisty Faster's commenters are always way, way more than half the fun, and I just can't do a TWIFI without scrolling down into the ...

Twisty Faster Shares Definition of "Porn" with Anthony Comstock! Film at 11.

The flap over "cuntalina" caused Twisty Jill to explode over the course of several posts, change her name, and then retreat into ...

Time Management.

Man, lately I just don't have time to be a slut. I get off work at 6:00, but recently there's been at least an hour of overtime ever...

On BDSM and the Butt.

In practical terms, the butt is probably the best place to hit someone. It's thickly padded with muscles and fat, contains no vital org...

Hard to get.

(Jesus, no posts for almost a week! Eeek. I'm a naughty blogger. It was also a really bad week at work.) A friend of mine has been in...

Cosmocking: September '09

Yellow cover! Kristen Bell! I had her mixed up with Kristen Stewart and couldn't understand why she looked so different and was confus...

Fakin' It.

I've faked orgasms. Not in recent times, but as a teenager I'd fake them to get him to stop. The problem was that I knew how to tur...

The five basic Pervocracy posts.

1. This person on the Internet/in a magazine is a jerk and a moron! It's pretty obvious from the start, but let me explain exactly why ...

Sometimes the Internet makes me angry.

Sometimes the Internet makes me so mad. There's a blog post that pisses me off and it just sends me down a chain reaction of posts from...

I don't like sex, so I guess no one must!

Bruno sent me this rather depressing link on a woman who doesn't have sex with her husband and is here to spread the word that not havi...

Habit.

Unless I'm flat exhausted or upset about something, I almost always masturbate right before I go to sleep. The funny part is, if I had s...

Sexy and sex.

More on the total independence between sexy and sexual: compare these four websites. (All but the first are fairly NWS.) Black Phoenix Alch...

Sluts!

I was at Jamba Juice on a lunch break and these three teenage girls came in. They were clearly under 18, probably 16 or 15, and judging fro...

Literotica boobytraps.

So there's this site Literotica that's a pretty huge repository of free, somewhat sorted filthy stories and, in that way, a great w...