Posting from work via iPod, very naughty!

I have huuuge bruises on my inner thighs. (Pics later maybe.) Date with Surgery this weekend. I wonder if I can sneak them past Surgery or if I should postpone him or make up some kind of wacky "I fell on a rock... with my crotch" story. I know honesty is the correct answer but we're hardly close and I think it would spook him. Especially if I mentioned the crying.