Less Grouchy Post.

-I think whenever I eat meat my vagina tastes like that meat afterward. I get beef vagina or bacon vagina. I've never had another person actually confirm this, but I firmly believe it.

-One good thing to come out of last night (other than a very fun dinner with friends, the kind where people are asking the hostess not to be seated near us): I can now cross "sexually strangulated with my own stethescope" off the ol' Bucket List.