Cosmocking: September '10!

I'm baaaack! And Cosmo, well, Cosmo never left us! Blue cover! Jessica Alba! "Untamed Va-jay-jays" in very large font, I se...

KEYBOARD!

I have a keyboard I have a keyboard I have a keyboard. Oh QWERTY you feel so good under my fingers. Home row, I'm home . After more th...

Sleeping Alone.

I slept alone last night. I didn't have to. Rowdy came over and we hung out and cuddled and did the monkey thing and watched "Myth...

Good clean fun.

When guys picture sex with two women, they probably imagine a lot of what happened last night: -Sprite and me, lying side by side on the bed...

Ultimate Pleasure.

Last night I masturbated to orgasm while receiving a backrub. I have the best possible life.

The power of "Don't Like."

I don't like being touched on the clitoris. I don't like being spanked hard. I don't like being blindfolded. And my attitudes t...

Cramp.

I'm on my hands and knees, getting fucked. It's going great, even by my exacting standards--I've spent probably the last fifteen...

Hard on the butt.

I finally feel secure enough in my kinky cred to admit this: I don't like being hit hard on the butt. It's like the quintessential k...

Practicalities.

I'm as guilty of this as anyone (hello Cosmocking), but I think there's a tendency in Feminism to go after pop culture too much and ...

Lubrication, lubrication, lubrication.

I've always thought of lube as something for handjobs or anal, or for if your vagina isn't wet enough--as a way to compensate for dr...

About last night.

Last night was a five-way cuddle pile that turned into a three-way fuck pile. It was awesome. I'm going to call my partners Rowdy and ...

Thrust.

Funny thing: thrusting doesn't do that much for me. Oh, it's not bad, I wouldn't kick thrusting out of bed for eating crackers, ...

Mini-Cosmocking: Readers want to know!

I am now two Cosmockings behind, owing to my continued lack of a keyboard. Writing this blog and answering all my email on a horrid little n...

Motivational Mismatch.

I guess I should be defending/clarifying myself on the bisexuality post--I'm not criticizing actual bisexuality, I'm not literally s...

"Walk of shame?" Hah. Walk of PRIDE.

What gross old people and Cosmopolian magazine have made complicated, happy slutty Davis Square sex can render simple again. There's som...

Grouchy Post, back by popular demand.

(I always forget about those sneaky bastards with RSS readers whenever I try to un-say something. Oh well. Cats and bags.) Sometimes I wish ...

Less Grouchy Post.

-I think whenever I eat meat my vagina tastes like that meat afterward. I get beef vagina or bacon vagina. I've never had another person...

Gross Old People Sex Party Failure.

So I didn't have sex with anyone tonight. I went home early, and in a crappy mood. The problem wasn't sexual, but social. The party ...

Gross Old People Sex Party.

So in the near future I'm invited to a swingers' party, which I have taken to referring to as a "gross old people sex party&quo...

Brutal lessons from the ER.

1) When a woman comes in to the ER at 3AM requesting an STD exam and/or a preganancy test, she may be an idiot, or she may be nerving hersel...

Soundtrack.

Embarassing discovery: making full-on sex noises during masturbation feels really good. I don't get to full-on screams by myself, but l...

Transgressing.

Sometimes I want to do thing that aren't safely psuedo-wrong, but WRONG wrong. Things that aren't just shocking to the squares but a...

Penis proportions.

In my experience, guys almost always have penises that fit them. It's not that I can look at a guy and guess what his penis looks like, ...

Micro.

I saw a man with a micropenis a ways back. At first I thought he'd had it amputated or something (he had normal testicles), but no, it w...

Rip.

It's one of those moments that's just sticking in my head. I was face down and my friend was working over my back with my knife. The...

Bibimbap.

Have you ever eaten bibimbap? It's a Korean food created by mixing a whole bunch of ingredients and meat and rice and sauce, and it look...

Desired/Desirer.

I got an email the other day offering me "tribute" for my "time" as a dominatrix. A little annoyed and a little amused, ...