Someone mailed me an enormous catalog of gay porn. Not emailed, physically mailed to my house. I'm really hoping this was unrelated to the blog and is just a mysterious gift from the Porn Fairy. Thank you, Porn Fairy! Unless you're stalking me or something. In which case: this house contains a pitbull and a lot of guns, Porn Fairy!
But it was awesome, because if I didn't have a Porn Fairy I would never have found out that yes, there is paramedic porn.
I'm ordering this.
Mystery porn.
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