I was sorting out my old personal papers today, and I came across some comics I drew in 2000, at age 14. (No scan, because the one in question is almost all text, and my handwriting in high school was... something. My handwriting's bad now, but was I holding the pen in my teeth? Had I ever even seen the Latin alphabet? Trust me, you're much better off with a transcription.)
Female character holds up a copy of "Cosmo Girl."
F: Lookit this: "What his kisses really mean." It's about finding if your boyfriend really likes you from how he kisses you.
Male character: Jeez. That is scary. Think you can do better?
F: Of course!
Magazine cover mockup, with female character in a "Girl Power!" top surrounded by headlines.
POPULAR GIRL
The magazine that would never advocate sex, drugs, violence, or anything else that all the cool people do.
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Plastic surgery: a natural, healthy step in every teenager's life
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How to act dumber than you actually are
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George W. Bush vs. Al Gore: Which one would be a cuter President?
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How to decipher "Guyspeak?" Innocent comments reveal his true thoughts!
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How to cope with a breakup: a 3-month heartbreak calendar
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Perfect hair in under 3 hours
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How to pretend to be scared at horror flicks
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Platonic friends: Myth, lie, or delusion?
Man, age 14, not exactly a polished satirist, but I had the exact same bugs up my ass about these magazines. I'm so proud of little proto-Holly.
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