On the rare occasions when I do get street-harassed, I always get the urge to yell really weird things back. I feel like saying "HEY FUCK YOU" is admitting that it got to me and hurrying along in silence is letting the terrorists win, so the best way to keep my dignity is to come completely out of left field.
"NO, SHOW ME YOUR TITS!"
"I CAN'T, I'M A NUN!"
"WANNA SEE MY COCK?"
"OKAY, SOUNDS GREAT, CALL ME!"
Weird retorts.
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