No such thing as out of town.

I'm camped in the mountains on the north side of Blewett Pass, in a tent overlooking the Wenatchee river from a meadow of lupine and wid...

Yeehaw.

I've packed my bag, watered my plants, stocked up the guinea pig cage, and now I'm embarking on a camping trip through several of th...

Cuntalina.

(I'm going camping over the weekend, no posts.) So Twisty Faster called a columnist a "cuntalina" for saying some admittedly ...

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

Obama nominates a liberal woman of color for the Supreme Court. Guess Twisty Faster's reaction! A) "This is a great day that shows...

"It's not you, honey."

I understand that sometimes a guy simply isn't in the right headspace or relaxed enough for a girl to get him off, or an outside person ...

PTFO.

I was fucking Benny. Saran Wrap: a success! More constricting than hoped, less icky than feared. The only real drawback is that the sight...

Unsluttly admission.

Y'know, just spending time with someone I really, really like is way better than crazy sex with someone I kinda like. I don't really...

Not For Sale: The Crazy Parts.

So I've been reading this book Not For Sale , about how hookers and pornstars just don't know what they're doing and the poor de...

American Psycho bleg.

If there's anyone out where who understands the prostitute threesome scene in American Psycho , could you please explain it to me? Ever...

Fuckin' outside.

I had a fun first yesterday--first time fucking outside. It was sunny and warm and a friend and I found a nice secluded spot off a nature t...

Not For Sale.

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On EMTs.

Ahem. EMTs do it with rubber gloves on. EMTs do it allllll night. EMTs do it with one in the front and one in the back. EMTs do it with lots...

Are you a feminist?

There's an interesting discussion going on over at figleaf's blog about calling yourself a feminist. My personal stance is that I d...

Bad habits.

Man, so often I feel like I've graduated Sex College without even passing Human Interaction Kindergarten. Case in point: way too often I...

Penetration domination.

So recently I've been playing some in the Mean Scary Dominatrix role (well, I'm not very mean or scary; maybe the Bossy Slightly-Unn...

Slut Paradox.

If I'm too quick to get in bed with him, or a bit too practiced or kinky at it, he'll think I'm a slut and sluts are not girlfri...

Boys are moody and inscrutable creatures.

The date went well. Then it went real well. Then he came and he suddenly got all weird. He got really quiet and distant. I don't kno...

Can gay be hot?

Date tonight. Whoo. This one seems rather less losery and more my "type" (blond, square, geeky, kinky, funny) than most of the d...

Everyone already knows how to lose.

Does it really matter what obviously doesn't work in online dating? This blog would be getting me a hell of a lot more fame 'n'...

quick update from work

CC and I are working on it seriously. He's a designer and I'm filling the "genius founder" role, but we still need a progr...

Dating System.

When I was in college, one of my professors told me how he used to run (within the student community) an Internet dating system. No clever ...

Benny was okay.

I saw Benny today, and weirdly, I felt really good about it. During and after. He's changed a lot. I've changed a lot, and maybe...

Cosmocking: June '09!

A white cover, very classy! And I like the dress and hairstyle on... um... the cover-person! "Leighton Meester"? Is that a real...

Bleh.

It seems like dating is such an either/or proposition for me. Either I click with someone instantly and the very first day we feel like we...

It's so nice out!

It's the first of May. And I think we all know what that means. Outdoor fuckin' starts today! I have a brand new actual date tonigh...