True story.

A guy tried to PUA me once. Did the ridiculous "think of a time when you were very excited and filled with lust" thing, the touch...

You'd think if it worked so well they wouldn't have to talk about it so much...

Sometimes I think I spend too much time picking on my own side. Feminists, perverts, girly girls, we may have our differences but ultimatel...

Softer.

Right now A Softer World is where my head's at. Stuff like this and this is almost beautiful in its pretentious Canadian webcomic wa...

Senses.

I'm not seeing a whole picture. I'm seeing soft brown eyes gone wide, the curve of neck to muscled shoulder, the pale-tan skin of a...

CFNM.

CFNM is a fetish interest in "clothed female, naked male." It's a femdom thing, not an exhibitionist thing--the idea isn'...

Whistle pigs!

Today I brought home two new members of the Pervocracy family! That's Rose on the left and Violet on the right. They're sisters, th...

You never stop learning.

Today I saw a man suck his own cock. It filled me with a sense of almost childlike wonder. It was like learning that the Loch Ness Monster...

Slump.

I know, no posting, bad blogger, sit in the corner. I've just been having a busy, sexless, and sort of down time. My body's beat u...

Regret.

I wish I'd let Tommy stun-gun me. I wanted it, sort of, but I'm kind of phobic about electricity, and when I heard the noise it made...

Two new friends.

This week was my one-year anniversary with [ORGANIZATION] and I got an unexpectedly enormous bonus! I invested it responsibly. This is Brit...

Looking at men.

It always bothers me when straight guys claim they "can't tell" if another guy is attractive. It's such an annoying form ...

Free entertainment in the cafeteria.

Today I discovered the distaff equivalent of a woman licking a popsicle: a man eating a pudding cup without a spoon. (My rib is probably jus...

Rib.

I think I cracked a rib at work today. CC was on one side of a big heavy thing pushing forwards, I was on the other side pulling backwards,...

Basic Pistol, Day II.

Slight letdown: it turns out that your performance with a target .22 will not be entirely representative of your experience with a compact 9...

Basic Pistol.

Today I took the first half of the NRA Basic Pistol class. I was worried at first that it wouldn't be right for me because I've alr...

PIV = PATRIARCHY

This one is GreenEarth's fault. I mean, okay, like everything else on this blog it's obviously my fault, but GreenEarth gave me th...

Parental Control.

Man, there's nothing like Dad coming to visit your usually-private little den to make you realize just how many things you own need to b...

Everything But.

Lately I've had a spate of everything-but sex. In the last three months I've had sex like twenty times and I don't think I'...

Cosmocking: May '09!

It's "The SEXY Issue"! Not like all those other issues! Whitney Port (who???) on the cover! I actually like her dress! But...

"Adjustable Posture Collar"?!?

I'm hopelessly amused by the picture and copy on this bondage-gear website . For high-protocol training and/or high-speed impacts! I h...

Predictable Ending.

"Well, that was fun." "Sure was!" "Well, goodnight." "Well..." "Yeah..." "Uh..."...

omg omg omg

brb, goin out with cute coworker squeeeeeeeee

Patriarchy!

Today I was fixing a piece of big metal equipment, squatting next to it with pliers and a wrench and a lot of stupid-frickin-thing-argh grum...

The Average American.

Here's a statement that seems to come equally from snotty jerks on every point on the political spectrum and never fails to infuriate me...

An attack of horny.

I woke up at about three this morning with the kind of sexual appetite I haven't had in a good ten months. I was just lying in bed and ...

Agony Aunt Holly.

Yes, in addition to all the other services provided herein, I will give you advice on your personal problems! Not good advice, I'm twen...