Young ladies must preserve their precious neurotransmitters! DON'T GIVE HIM YOUR DOPAMINE GIRL.

Man, the abstinence movement rhetoric about oxytocin is weird . Never mind that the scientific basis is pretty shaky. Never mind that it...

Resolved:

To not have one more anonymous fuck or play session until I have been on at least one honest-to-God, clothes-on, actual-conversation-made da...

It's so lame when you call it that.

Shove me to my knees, piss in my face, make me call you Daddy, beat me til I cry. Let's engage in humiliation, watersports, role-play, a...

Political Intern.

And part-time indie rocker, hair jet black and spiky, body pale and lean. I met him near his apartment, in a cool part of town, where even ...

The 10 men you meet on Craigslist.

1. Mr. Standalone Dick Shot "u like wat u see? 8 inches" [picture of angry purple erection, taken down body, dick clenched in fist...

Cosmocking: November '08!

Lauren Conrad on the cover! Whoever that is! And she's wearing a top that looks sort of like a sports bra and sort of like a corset! ...

Historian.

Another random fuck today! Sometimes I worry a little that this is a dangerous hobby, and it is, but I think the dangers also get overhyped...

Celebrity Crush!

FYI: I would lick the sweat from Joel McHale's balls. Also, Anthony Bourdain! And he probably tastes a lot worse.