Religion.

I've become increasingly aware in recent months that I'm going to have to work out some sort of religious beliefs. I'm not real...

How long it takes.

I just saw a TV show that kept saying "men take two minutes to orgasm, women take twenty." Like it was some established thing. I...

I'm kinda sick, gonna be brief.

The best thing a guy can do in bed with me, bar none, is like what I'm doing to him. There is nothing you can do with your fingers that...

Anniversary.

I shouldn't get too explicit about this here, but: as of the end of this week, I will have made my year. One full year on the street. ...

Hitting.

Hitting in relationships bothers me. Oh wow, what a courageous and novel stand, I know. But I'm not just talking about blatant abuse. ...

Glamocking!

I don't have the new Cosmo yet! Tragedy! But I do have Glamour (Shouldn't that be "Glamor" in the US?) and that's b...

I'm not sorry.

Sometimes during sex you do have to apologize. You're dealing with sensitive areas both physical and mental, you're going to fuck u...

Garden.

Flowers are just plants fucking. For the longest time I thought that was funny, maybe even ironic. Now I understand that it's beautiful...