Ow.

I'm in the ER. (Yay hospital wifi.). I hit my head pretty hard on a metal pole and it knocked the fear of Head Bleed into me. I'm 99...

Too hot to fuck.

Today I had to work doing heavy lifting in 114 degree heat. A hundred and fourteen . The worst part is that it isn't cooling down at n...

Good and Bad.

Cosmo asks the question: "Are You Good-Girl Hot or Bad-Girl Hot?" But I'm confused, because all the questions are just about...

Safety.

A local hospital had a bulletin board up advertising their classes, and in additional to the usual baby-care and cancer support classes, the...

Being here now.

Man, nothing shuts up your mind like your body. You can be worrying about twenty different things, worrying if you even should be worrying ...

Fuck.

Fuck you. Fuck me. Motherfucker. Dumbfuck. Fuckin' A. Get fucked; I got fucked. I got fucked over. Fucker! What the fuck? I don&#...

Everybody.

I always loved that book "Everybody Poops." It's true and it's leveling--you're not gross because you poop, and no on...

Getting rid of Joe.

I fucked Joe once, two or three months ago. Met him that day, had a nice little roll in the hay, said bye. And I gave him my phone number ...

Cosmocking: August '09!

Ah, now I'm back in the comfort zone. Katy Perry on the cover! All I know about Katy Perry is that she kissed a girl and she liked it,...

Oh, THIS is why people think I'm crazy when I say I'm kinky.

Good lord, there are some serious chucklefucks in my supposed community. My sub and I do not, of course, wish to reveal the gritty details ...

Edge.

I begged him to make me come, and I don't know why, because when he did it would be over. As long as we stayed like this, bodies entang...

Religion.

I've become increasingly aware in recent months that I'm going to have to work out some sort of religious beliefs. I'm not real...

How long it takes.

I just saw a TV show that kept saying "men take two minutes to orgasm, women take twenty." Like it was some established thing. I...

I'm kinda sick, gonna be brief.

The best thing a guy can do in bed with me, bar none, is like what I'm doing to him. There is nothing you can do with your fingers that...

Anniversary.

I shouldn't get too explicit about this here, but: as of the end of this week, I will have made my year. One full year on the street. ...

Hitting.

Hitting in relationships bothers me. Oh wow, what a courageous and novel stand, I know. But I'm not just talking about blatant abuse. ...

Glamocking!

I don't have the new Cosmo yet! Tragedy! But I do have Glamour (Shouldn't that be "Glamor" in the US?) and that's b...

I'm not sorry.

Sometimes during sex you do have to apologize. You're dealing with sensitive areas both physical and mental, you're going to fuck u...

Garden.

Flowers are just plants fucking. For the longest time I thought that was funny, maybe even ironic. Now I understand that it's beautiful.