Don't worry, everything's perfectly safe! I've got one of these! Not that they're a bad idea, of course, but these things s...
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I am, in a sort of amicable and inevitable way, single again. Sigh. It's (I hope) not a "fuck you, you crazy bitch" thing ha...
Woof.
I was playing with a puppy last night. By "puppy," I mean "grown ass man down on all fours going 'ruff' and begging ...
Sexpert!
Welp, I shot the bit. It's for a piece about craigslist's beautifully skanky Casual Encounters page and I told stories about meetin...
HUMP!
Every year, Seattle's awesome alternative weekly The Stranger hosts a porn/sexually-oriented-filmmaking-of-some-sort festival called HU...
Casual Encounters.
What is it with firefighters and craigslist? I mean, I know they're manhos and have as much right to be as any profession short of NAS...
When I grow up...
You know, I don't want to become a cougar when I get older. I just want to be really, really into dudes my own age.
This cracked me up.
"Hey! You two! No horseplay out here!" "Oh no, she's a human all the time."